Anti-Gays

[Mango.]

You anti-gays are all ignorant fucks that obviously havn't experienced the pleasures of anal sex. And face it, men are much better than women at sucking dick. They have much more experience with cocks.

[disorder]

wait, so are you gay mango? and you're the one who gets in it in the butt in the relationship?

and i'm pretty sure there's a threshold in about the 20s or 30s when the woman/wife has handled the penis more than the male. also, men can't quite suck their own penises, so unless they practice on something i vote for the woman.

idk it's probably just me but most guys i know have worse hygiene and have a layer of white/yellow fuzz on their tongues from intestinal bacterial infections or 'qi imbalance'. all the girls i know have bright pink healthy mouths.

also i don't like when i get poop on my dick. or when there's a lot of hair all around the rim it's just kinda revolting. most of the time you won't find any people except women who 'preen' their asses to look fuckable. unless you know like, ultra could-be-pornstar gays who bleach their asses and wax it and take the enema all the time.

women are more designed for anal sex because their vaginas contain the mucous lubricant from that gland near the bottom, so you put it in there and then up to the butt and it's all good. i know a lot of lubricants smell and turn it into a drippy mess.

[disorder]

girl poop doesn't smell as bad either, trust me.

[Mango.]

wait, so are you gay mango? and you're the one who gets in it in the butt in the relationship?
What does that have to do with anything?

and i'm pretty sure there's a threshold in about the 20s or 30s when the woman/wife has handled the penis more than the male. also, men can't quite suck their own penises, so unless they practice on something i vote for the woman.
Most men I know masturbate at least once every 1-2 days. And the man has the penis attached his whole life. Men get much more experience than any woman ever would. Plus they're feeling the pleasures the whole time. A woman will never know what its like to have a penis. Women will only ever know what feels best to a man after a lot of practice.

idk it's probably just me but most guys i know have worse hygiene and have a layer of white/yellow fuzz on their tongues from intestinal bacterial infections or 'qi imbalance'. all the girls i know have bright pink healthy mouths.


also i don't like when i get poop on my dick. or when there's a lot of hair all around the rim it's just kinda revolting. most of the time you won't find any people except women who 'preen' their asses to look fuckable. unless you know like, ultra could-be-pornstar gays who bleach their asses and wax it and take the enema all the time.
Gay men will take many precautions when it comes to anal sex.

women are more designed for anal sex because their vaginas contain the mucous lubricant from that gland near the bottom, so you put it in there and then up to the butt and it's all good. i know a lot of lubricants smell and turn it into a drippy mess.
Buy some baby oil

dfad

[dako]

and i'm pretty sure there's a threshold in about the 20s or 30s when the woman/wife has handled the penis more than the male. also, men can't quite suck their own penises, so unless they practice on something i vote for the woman.

Its called flexibility, a lot of guys can suck themselves off. 99% of straight guys would do it daily if they could.

also i don't like when i get poop on my dick. or when there's a lot of hair all around the rim it's just kinda revolting. most of the time you won't find any people except women who 'preen' their asses to look fuckable. unless you know like, ultra could-be-pornstar gays who bleach their asses and wax it and take the enema all the time.

If you were a girl with a boyfriend, wouldnt you prefer it if your man kept nice and trimmed down there? And unless youre like, alaskan, there shouldnt be that much hair there anyway.

women are more designed for anal sex because their vaginas contain the mucous lubricant from that gland near the bottom, so you put it in there and then up to the butt and it's all good. i know a lot of lubricants smell and turn it into a drippy mess.

Yeah because mucus lubricant vag juice smells like maple syrup.

[disorder]

its odorless like nasal mucous

[Mango.]

So all women should be lesbians because men are disgusting? k

[disorder]

pretty much nobodys going to reply because we already went over this. you cant all prefer same sex relationships or our species would go extinct in less than 120 years.

[Mango.]

Theres something called bisexuality. And im not saying everybody should be gay. Everybody should at least try it.

[kthx]

are you fucking serious? That is really really gay.

[disorder]

I tried when I was little. It got as far as hugging and pretending to be making out with a girl. It was before girls in our grade had tits or were hot or would bother being physically close to us. Then it just had to stop after the first try because the vibes were too close to the same thing, just random closed-eye daydreaming. There's just too much muscle and force and self-centeredness to feel like a real girl. No kidding I had a group of friends in like 4th grade that were probably bi-curious, and we actually had a single 'party' in one of their basements where we pretended with our eyes closed that each other were beautiful women to ferociously engage. I'm sure we were all fueling off how deviant it made us feel, but in the end we all decided at about the same time it was a complete failure, and we we're just kind of rabid with it like virgins. Even back then it completely settled me away from ever trying that again. It felt good to have someone to be physically close with for the first time like that. You know when you're that young and you're craving it you get desperate enough to work with the closest thing to what you want.

Eventually all of us turned out sharing stories of easy women over Rolling Rocks in the same basement. We're all off to college and shit now, and nobody ever needed to talk about it I'm sure.

By the way there was no kissing or penis touching or anything naked or disgusting like that. We were all disgusted by the idea of each other's bodily fluids. But it did feel good to have a body to imagine was for me to 'make out with' for the first time in my life for the first minute and a half. It opened the doors to being confident physically with girls when they finally came around to turning into sluts.

[dako]

Yeah disorder, I bet when you were little all you were focused on was how girls in your grade didn't have big tits.

[disorder]

I had a crush on a girl named kaitlin for having a pretty face. I liked girls in kindergarten for being smart. About first grade I started getting into facial beauty. In second grade I found kaitlin and she used me to cheat on math work, and I got to daydream about how pretty she was. Nobody had tits until about 6th grade. I didn't even think about tits or ass until middle school. But I did really need a girl to hug with the lights off and get dirty in the mind with.

[disorder]

If you were a girl with a boyfriend, wouldnt you prefer it if your man kept nice and trimmed down there? And unless youre like, alaskan, there shouldnt be that much hair there anyway.

I don't know any girl in real life that will ever eat an asshole or require it to look anything less than a forest.

[dako]

I don't know any girl in real life that will ever eat an asshole or require it to look anything less than a forest.

Im not talking about an asshole, im talking about the area in general. And not many guys will eat out an ass, its pretty nasty.