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He was great in Batman also, at least he didn't speak in a terribly harsh voice 24/7 which is probably your idea of great acting.
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He was also good in Heat.5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
5:royst> i wish it was calculus
1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something
1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches insteadComment
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He was the best when he was Iceman.Comment
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Was it Val that said: "Pain don't hurt" ?
That's my favorite line of all time.Ну вот...Comment
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He's also good in Kiss Kiss Bang Bang.
Val Kilmer gets a lot of shit, but he's not bad. A little one-note at times, but not a bad actor.Music and medicine, I'm living in a place where they overlap.Comment
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I love TRON. For some reason, I also LOVE 3D movies, no matter how bad they are (ate two weed cookies then saw Bolt, thought it was amazing). For all of you that think the drugs made it awesome, I smoked about 3 blunts and saw the Spirit and ended up getting kicked out of the theater for screaming at the screen.Originally posted by JeenyussComment
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Bolt just was amazing, no need for any drugs to make it so!Maybe God was the first suicide bomber and the Big Bang was his moment of Glory.Comment
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I've never seen Bolt but I promise that Tron is 200 times better.*
*Jeff Bridges is the man, how does anyone argue after The Big Lebowski?Comment
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Sorry, Pixar owns the animated movie sector...anything that's not Pixar is sub-par. Bolt was sub-par for me.
Even that hamster that everyone was raving about...he wasn't that funny. He was just what I imagined most fat nerds would act like.Ну вот...Comment
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You hating on the Lion King now?Maybe God was the first suicide bomber and the Big Bang was his moment of Glory.Comment
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Are you fucking kidding me? Of course he is. That ridiculous, contrived, crazy talking animal bullshit?! Get real. GET REAL!!!! Animals don't fucking talk bro! Never did and never will (except for parrots and talking dogs http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCYaw5tGYAs).Originally posted by Galleleo View Post
Fun fact: Simba is Somalian for WEAK ASS BUSTER SHIT. Because that's how he brings it. That's how he does it. Weak ass buster shit, bro. For 94 minutes. He set a fucking RECORD for weak ass buster shit. Oh man I'm so lost in my life! I need help from this obese wild boar and this little BITCH lemur-esque animal! Hakuna Matata? More like STOP SMOKING FUCKING HERB AND GET A JOB. Oh nooo I need the spirit of James Earl Jones to tell me what to do! Help me James! Pump your fucking brakes, bitch! I mean you're a talking lion. Go hit up some high profile zoo and do Denis Leary monologues! You'd make BANK.
Matthew Broderick, what the fuck were you thinking? Jesus Christ, you were Ferris Buhler! Looks like you need to go back in time to the day you signed the contract to do the voice acting for Simba's adult voice and take a fucking DAY OFF. "Hey, who does Simba's voice acting as a child? Oh, that mark ass bitch from Home Improvement who has a huge career for 6 years until he isn't a teenager anymore and nobody wants anything to with him? SIGN ME THE FUCK UP!"
From start to finish, the whole story is mad gay (Liberace gay, fucking creamy peanut butter on the crack, raw dog ,put-on-those-silky-smooth-purple-rain-prince-tunes while I run to Target and get some KY gay). I mean talking animals!? I talked to my dog once. I said "Hey, I'm really lonely. So incredibly lonely. I could use some companionship. Someone to vent to. A shoulder to lean on. I mean I feel like all you want to do it eat, shit, and catch the frisbee. I need to know that our relationship means more than that. I need to know that our relationship is REAL." You know what he said? JACK SHIT! You know what he said 3 hours later? STILL JACK SHIT! Then he took a shit! And if my dog's name was Jack, do you know what the coincidence would've been? His shit would've been JACK SHIT!
Well technically JACK'S SHIT, but you get it. Or maybe you don't get it...just like how I don't get how anyone likes this HORSESHIT movie!
Big ups to James Earl Jones, though.PLEASE, DON'T BE MISGUIDED...YA BITIN'. AND I'MA HAVE TA DIS YA, UNDERSTAND MISTA?
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Quality that has been missing from these forums for a while. Big ups. :up:5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
5:royst> i wish it was calculus
1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something
1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches insteadComment
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So you are saying that it is quite obvious for him to hate on the Lion King because animals don't talk. Yet he says that Pixar is awesome and Pixar has created multiple movies with talking animals (Finding Nemo and Ratatouille for example).
Quite the contradiction Mr. Jam. But I applaud you for your story at it was quite entertaining to the soul.Maybe God was the first suicide bomber and the Big Bang was his moment of Glory.Comment
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I think you missed the entire purpose of this post.Originally posted by JeenyussComment
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lol not really, I am not being that serious, I quite like Jeff Bridges for instance.Maybe God was the first suicide bomber and the Big Bang was his moment of Glory.Comment
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