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This is a story for the WoW forums, hopefully so that Ignites legacy will carry on from this game to World of Warcraft where he will eventually fail so badly he will attempt to buy friends and power before quitting the game because he still fails. Broly has agreed to post the following story for me, and will hopefully also help promote this game a tad. I call it Ignite the Goldbuyer because Broly told me that people on WoW hate goldbuyers 10x more than we hate Ignite so.
Twas a frigid evening in the desolate land of Azeroth, the band of powerful warriors were exhausted from playing in the legendary tournament of heroes in the town of www.TrenchWars.org. Little did they know that with the warriors from the Trench a foul creature known as Ignite had snuck in, hearing glorious tales of the vast landscapes and treasures beyond count that awaited him in these strange and new lands. Ignite had left his former lands behind him, hoping to start fresh after a failed attempt at buying a championship with the money his parents had left him from their rich merchandising operations. Unfortunately he had squandered this money, picking warriors whose talent he had misjudged, and ending up losing not only his reputation, but all of his money, and his band of men. Still bitter from his lack of talent and skill in tournaments which require such traits, Ignite set off to try his luck at a new job, in a new land. At first ignite began to grind away, killing weak monsters left and right, slowly gaining levels, while managing to do a quest. However Ignite was terrible at every game including Continuum and World of Warcraft so he soon begin to disparage until he remembered a great artifact left to him by his uncle who had passed away. A fifty dollar check for his birthday, alas, alas for world of warcraft that they might have to suffer in the same fate as the Trenches for soon Ignite became fierce and powerful after spending money to be respected and good at a game once more. Success came quickly and Ignite began to offer gold that he bought on some website for people to join his guild, he wanted to take over the game, even though he had absolutely no talent, skill, or leadership people wanted the gold so they followed him. And everything was going well until a band of traveling Warbirds from the Trenches, Guild Quicksand, arrived on the scene hungry and looking for snacks. After catching the scent once more of Ignite they made it their quest to dissolve Ignites band of paid for warriors and once again restore peace, order, and respect to the World of Warcraft, and to spread the story of Ignites humiliation and defeat to all of Azeroth and to the mighty shores of www.trenchwars.org.
Twas a frigid evening in the desolate land of Azeroth, the band of powerful warriors were exhausted from playing in the legendary tournament of heroes in the town of www.TrenchWars.org. Little did they know that with the warriors from the Trench a foul creature known as Ignite had snuck in, hearing glorious tales of the vast landscapes and treasures beyond count that awaited him in these strange and new lands. Ignite had left his former lands behind him, hoping to start fresh after a failed attempt at buying a championship with the money his parents had left him from their rich merchandising operations. Unfortunately he had squandered this money, picking warriors whose talent he had misjudged, and ending up losing not only his reputation, but all of his money, and his band of men. Still bitter from his lack of talent and skill in tournaments which require such traits, Ignite set off to try his luck at a new job, in a new land. At first ignite began to grind away, killing weak monsters left and right, slowly gaining levels, while managing to do a quest. However Ignite was terrible at every game including Continuum and World of Warcraft so he soon begin to disparage until he remembered a great artifact left to him by his uncle who had passed away. A fifty dollar check for his birthday, alas, alas for world of warcraft that they might have to suffer in the same fate as the Trenches for soon Ignite became fierce and powerful after spending money to be respected and good at a game once more. Success came quickly and Ignite began to offer gold that he bought on some website for people to join his guild, he wanted to take over the game, even though he had absolutely no talent, skill, or leadership people wanted the gold so they followed him. And everything was going well until a band of traveling Warbirds from the Trenches, Guild Quicksand, arrived on the scene hungry and looking for snacks. After catching the scent once more of Ignite they made it their quest to dissolve Ignites band of paid for warriors and once again restore peace, order, and respect to the World of Warcraft, and to spread the story of Ignites humiliation and defeat to all of Azeroth and to the mighty shores of www.trenchwars.org.