The Greatest Captain

[Dabram]

I'd almost recruit a bunch of random people and play a bunch of twds to show you how easy it is to qualify for twl while hopefully kicking w/e squad you're in out of it. But then again, I doubt either you or your cousin will ever play a TWL game, so I think I'll just enjoy my first in 10 TWL seasons sitting one out.

Oh who am I kidding, Disoblige definitely didn't decide to just sit out for a year after having participated for 8-9 consecutive seasons and while coming to the conclusion that our last few were quite a demise, mostly caused by our growing lack of interest to keep competing with an ever growing populace of annoying inbred kids like you and your cousin while all the interesting personalities like the Pallies-crew disappeared. The harsh truth is of course that we simply realized we were never going to manage to qualify for twl this time around, so we decided not to play even 1 twd game to save ourselves from this embarrassment. Curse your cousin for seeing through this all.

Disoblige can't even qualify, cry

[Troll King]

I always thought a good captain would credit his team for such successes rather than himself.

[Noah]

WoWArenaMaster666: who the fuck is noah
WoWArenaMaster666: how many has he won
WoWArenaMaster666: disoblige laugh
WoWArenaMaster666: can't even qualify

My cousin has spoken.

Both of you are too new to the TW community to know who I am, I'll be nice and tell you thought. I'm Might, I used to use the name n0ah many many years ago, before any of you played this game.

Happy to help! B)

[CaptainPoopface]

People act like this game is Major League Bowling.

[Noah]

Why isn't this in trash talk/useless crap where it belongs?

[Jason]

why didn't this thread end when i clearly settled the question as to who the greatest captain happens to be?

[Noah]

I forgot who it was, Jason, was it me?

[Spikester]

Ignite, you were a poor captain.

[Reaver]

Hello.

I'd like to remind everyone out there (the overwhelming which have never been a captain of a successful twl squad or even a twd one for that matter) that Quake attained a TWDD rating of 1892. That is the second highest in TWDD history. Also, Quake in it's first season was undefeated 2-0 preseason, 9-0 regular season, and 1-1 postseason. We won every game until our last when one of our key players lagged out (Guero) and couldn't get back in the game forcing a poor substitution during a round we had a 9 point lead in. Most people simply don't know that.

Anyways, I wish you all the best in your lives outside this dying game. Quake would still be the best squad right now had it not split up it's core players into two inferior squads as pascone stated. Now it looks like TWL is up for grabs.

Loving Memories for all,

Ignite

It's hard to be completely objective but I'll give it a go. Were you the greatest captain? No, very far from it. However, I don't think you were as bad as a lot of people say you were. As a previous TWL captain and being in numerous successful TWL squads with some of the best captains this game has ever had, I know at least some of the routes you can take and some of the qualities necessary to really lead a squad. With that said I don't think Quake would have been where it was if you hadn't used your money to get it there. That definitely takes away some of your credibility but I think the way you acted like you were something special without achieving anything probably hurt you more. Despite all this you were pretty active, had a lot of drive for winning it, pushed players to play better, etc. I don't think anyone can say that you didn't put the effort in. At the end of the day your players have to respect the captain and there's quite a few ways to earn respect. But I think gaining respect through paying your players is mostly superficial and that cost you in the end (pun intended).

[Jason]

wait, what?

this guy actually paid people with real money to be on his squad?

seriously?

[Epinephrine]

Still waiting for my cheque...

BTW I was a better captain

[D1st0rt]

captain jack?

[Sudden]

8 v 8 basing is about to begin. type ?go base -MatchBot
6:HUNT> PANTS
Mega Newbie left arena
BLITZENKRIEG entered arena
skullspace left arena
Lizard Fuel entered arena
CounterPunch entered arena
no <3 is out. 3 wins 10 losses
Vash is out. 5 wins 10 losses
Zelazny is out. 7 wins 10 losses
Vash left arena
Ease entered arena
6:ignite> there goes our 17 game win streak
6:Shan> =/
CounterPunch left arena
requiem entered arena
Guero is out. 12 wins 10 losses
Hosack is out. 8 wins 10 losses
Blueout has been disabled. You can speak in public now.
Result of Quake vs. Sweet: 35 - 50
,---------------------------------+------+-----------+----.
| K | D | Rating | LO |
| ,------+------+-----------+----+
| Quake / 35 | 50 | 678 | 0 |
+------------------------' | | | |
| Guero 12 | 10 | 550 | 0 |
| Hosack 8 | 10 | 150 | 0 |
| no <3 3 | 10 | -65 | 0 |
| Vash 5 | 10 | -28 | 0 |
| Zelazny 7 | 10 | 71 | 0 |
+---------------------------------+------+-----------+----+
| ,------+------+-----------+----+
| Sweet / 50 | 35 | 2534 | 3 |
+------------------------' | | | |
| Caos 8 | 8 | 219 | 0 |
| Fujiwara 11 | 9 | 475 | 0 |
| Riverside 8 | 4 | 368 | 1 |
| Tohn 9 | 8 | 284 | 0 |
| Van Jari 14 | 6 | 1188 | 2 |
`---------------------------------+------+-----------+----'
Sweet wins round 3!
ignite> garbage
MVP: Van Jari!
Caos> gg
6:ignite> rofl van jari
Shan left arena
------- GAME OVER -------
Quake vs. Sweet: 1 - 2
Sweet wins this game!
ignite> haha
Hosack> waste
Molle> gg iggy
6:G36> how the hell you guys lose
Riverside> gg
Van Jari> gg
Hosack> gg
HUNT left arena
6:ignite> no <3 is crap
6:ignite> you wonder why you don't start twl?
6:no <3> wow stfu?
6:ignite> thats why
6:G36> kill yourself -.-
6:no <3> how many others went neg
6:HUNT> no <3
6:no <3> ok ignite ure a lil bitch
6:HUNT> we watched you whole game
6:ignite> it's not about record
6:HUNT> me and shan
6:no <3> u had every chance to sub
6:ignite> it's about how you played
6:no <3> stfu
6:HUNT> and you played
6:HUNT> like shit
6:ignite> you killed the whole team
6:HUNT> im serious
6:ignite> you ran and strayed
6:ignite> and when u did rush
Fujiwara left arena
6:HUNT> yopu just shot strays and caught bullets
6:ignite> it was completely fucking stupid ON TILT
6:no <3> the whole team was running and straying
Revival entered arena
BLITZENKRIEG left arena
Mr. 420 left arena
6:ignite> U SUCK
ignite left arena
Server entered arena
(TWDBot)>Your squad rating has just changed from 1805 to 1765, after
losing the Dueling match vs Sweet. You are #1 in TWDD - For detailed
info go to http://twd.trenchwars.org/showgame/89992684
6:Shan> LOL
Server left arena
6:no <3> smd only 1 person went pos
6:Shan> 1800 pts woah
6:G36> had 1800
6:Shan> Idd
6:Zelazny> it's not about rec dude, rec is just to make joking fun of
people with
6:no <3> stop using me as a scapegoat for the whole team not playing well
Sudden> ignore en nate
Sudden> them that is
ignite entered arena
6:no <3> u wanna place blame why dont u put it on yourself for doing
5's and not subbing
6:no <3> tyvm
6:no <3> afk
ignite left arena
no <3 left arena
PinkStar entered arena
6:ignite> no <3 sucks
6:exploid> lol
ignite entered arena
PinkStar left arena
exploid left arena
6:ignite> embarassing
6:no <3> really why didnt u play? cuz your so much better?
6:no <3> vas 5 10
6:no <3> gg
6:no <3> go say something to hiim
6:no <3> fag
6:HUNT> lOL
6:HUNT> ROFL
6:HUNT> ROLFretgkhwerfklwertgw
Next elim is starting. Last round's winner was SecondThought! Type ?go
elimbeta to play
(Shan)>jd-1
(HUNT)>
6:no <3> too busy fondling everyone elses balls u just mad cuz i help
u out in life and dont give u anymore advice cuz your stupid
6:ignite> no <3 4-10 3-10
6:HUNT> thats the same as shan
6:HUNT> in 1 rnd
6:no <3> look at yourself right now and ask yourself why no <3 dont
give a shit about you
6:HUNT>
6:Shan> LOL
6:no <3> thats why your gf cheated on you
6:no <3> jackass
6:Shan> ROFOL
6:HUNT> LOL
6:ignite> in 2nd round
6:ignite> we lost by 3 points
6:HUNT> BUSTIN OUT THE REAL LIFE ATTACKS
6:ignite> u went 4-10
6:HUNT> BUSTIN OUT THE REAL LIFE ATTACKS
6:HUNT> BUSTIN OUT THE REAL LIFE ATTACKS
6:ignite> shan a jav went 7-10
NOTICE: 5 minutes remaining.
6:no <3> dont fucking start shit with me when i didnt say shit with u
6:ignite> U FUCKING SUCK
6:HUNT> BUSTIN OUT THE REAL LIFE ATTACKS
6:ignite> u choke
6:ignite> u choke
6:no <3> YOUR GF CHEATED ON YOU
6:no <3> YOU SUCK IN REAL LIFE
6:ignite> u ARE THE LEAST CLUTCH PLAYER I KNOW
6:HUNT> WOW NO WONDER UR GF DUMPED YOU AND SHOT YOUR GRANDPARENTS
6:Shan> ROFL
6:ignite> LOOL
6:no <3> YOU HAD A BAD DAY I HAD A BAD GAME, THE DIFFERENCE IS WE HAD
A SUB AND U DIDNDT USE IT
Sudden> ?chat

6:no <3> SO STOP TRYING TO USE ME AS A SCAPEGOAT FOR A "TEAM" LOSS
6:G36> We did jerry springer or maury up in this bitch
6:G36> need*
ignite entered arena
6:HUNT> he cheated on me with shan
Caos left arena
6:Shan> LOL
6:Shan> Axe
FSTemplar entered arena
ignite> SAY AXE
ignite> SAY AXE
6:HUNT> sharpened-blade on a slab of wood
Guero left arena
Desai entered arena
6:ignite> lOL
6:Shan> ROFLL
6:Shan> ROFLL
6:Shan> ROFLL
6:G36> Axe
ignite left arena
Desai left arena
Molle> länge sen sist!
6:HUNT> he got axed and I JIZZED
6:HUNT> IN
6:HUNT> MY
ignite entered arena
6:HUNT> PANTS
(MatchBot9)>Desai is challenging you for a game of 4vs4 TWDD versus
HEAVY. Captains/assistants, ?go twdd and pm me with '!accept HEAVY'
Van Jari> tjo
6:ignite> dd?
6:G36> Can't beleive you newbs lost.... against Sweet.... NEWBS
Molle> nej ja menade sudden :P
6:HUNT> ignite
6:ignite> DD VS HEAVY?
6:HUNT> we will dd
6:G36> YOU SUCK, AFK
6:HUNT> and you will add
6:HUNT> me and shan
6:HUNT> and we will show u
6:ignite> no
6:ignite> rofl
6:Shan> LOL
6:HUNT> how
6:HUNT> to wb
6:ignite> haha
6:no <3> please add hunt and g36 and ignite on a line
6:HUNT> IM SERIOUS
6:Shan> Ok I promise Ill go better than 4-10
6:HUNT> LOL
6:HUNT> I PROMISE 4+
6:no <3> oh and shan
6:HUNT> 7+ FOR BOTH RNDS
6:G36> Put me in wb? sure
6:ignite> lol
6:G36> 10-10 ez pz
6:HUNT> we will play
(HUNT)>DD
Downfall left arena
6:G36> Wb=ez ship
(MatchBot9)>Desai is challenging you for a game of 4vs4 TWDD versus
HEAVY. Captains/assistants, ?go twdd and pm me with '!accept HEAVY'
6:G36> I can standin one spot and not move and still go + shooting strays
ignite left arena
Caos entered arena
6:Shan> LOl
6:no <3> you guys fuckin cock suckin lyin pos if u sit there and act
you never gone neg
6:no <3> afk
Riverside left arena
ignite entered arena
6:ignite> rofl
6:Shan> :'-(
6:HUNT> LOL
6:HUNT> IGNITE
6:HUNT> ACCEPT DD
Tohn left arena
Tohn entered arena
6:G36> I go neg all the time, but 3-10? cmon :X
6:HUNT> ADD ME AND SHAN
6:Shan> Gonna cry my self to sleep tonight
Sudden> your missing the most hilarious shit on quake chat
requiem> LOL why
GUNiT left arena
NOTICE: 1 minute remaining.
6:HUNT> he went 7-20 g36, better ratio than 3-10
6:HUNT> get it right
6:HUNT> 3.5-10
Sudden> ill post it on the forum once i quit again.. priceless
requiem> yo just tell me whats said lol
Tohn left arena
6:G36> wtf
Sudden> ignite going mental
Caos left arena
6:G36> how can you go 7-20 in a round
requiem> o seirously over what?
6:ignite> okay
6:ignite> dd heavy
Sudden> no <3
6:HUNT> DD HEAVY
6:HUNT> NOW
6:HUNT> BEFORE
6:HUNT> SWEET
Vitja entered arena
6:HUNT> TAKES IT
ignite left arena
Sudden> for him ruining the 20? game win streak
bike entered arena
NOTICE: Game over
Quake vs. HEAVY will start here in 30 seconds
(MatchBot11)>A game of 4vs4 TWDD versus HEAVY will start in ?go twdd3
in 30 seconds
requiem> LOL
ignite entered arena
HUNT entered arena
Guero entered arena
Shan entered arena
6:HUNT> ok
6:HUNT> invite no <3 here
6:HUNT> to watch
no <3 entered arena
Sudden> need to step down on a 7 year olds level to hang with this squad
TWDD: Quake vs. HEAVY
Captains, you have 5 minutes to set up your lineup correctly
no <3 in for Quake
NOTICE: 5 minutes remaining.
Zelazny in for Quake
Hosack in for Quake
Guero in for Quake
6:HUNT> ok
6:HUNT> so
6:Shan> LOOOOOL
6:ignite> no <3 is going to own
6:ignite> i swear
6:ignite> watch
bike> wow lol playing hosack? you must want to lose really badly
Annoyance entered arena
6:ignite> he's a good warbird
6:ignite> i promise
6:Hosack>
FSTemplar in for HEAVY
6:ignite> he just had a bad game
Annoyance in for HEAVY
Machine of God entered arena
6:no <3> hmm wheres vash?
6:ignite> he left
6:ignite> he pm'd me
Molle> oh shush bike
6:ignite> dont add me again until you axe that garbage
Molle> thats offencive
6:ignite> and then he left

BEST CAP EVER!

[ignite ignite]

How pathetic that you hold onto little logs of conversations that occured years in the past. I largely agree with what Reaver said in his post, yet I'd like to clarify that he was the only player that was paid and he has very far out of his prime and very far from being an impact player in Quake's undefeated season up until the final.

It was a mistake to ever give him a penny for the numbers he put up, but one must do what one must do to achieve one's goals. There is cost and worth and honestly pocket change didn't bother me. Maybe because most people in this game still live with their parent's a few hundred dollars seems like a lot of money, but I am the top 1 wallet. It's not much.

Your 2D community will miss the greatest captain and the game of subspace will continue to die a slow but steady death over the years as more and more people realize there are better and more fun opportunities out there in the gaming world.

[ignite ignite]

I'd almost recruit a bunch of random people and play a bunch of twds to show you how easy it is to qualify for twl while hopefully kicking w/e squad you're in out of it. But then again, I doubt either you or your cousin will ever play a TWL game, so I think I'll just enjoy my first in 10 TWL seasons sitting one out.

Oh who am I kidding, Disoblige definitely didn't decide to just sit out for a year after having participated for 8-9 consecutive seasons and while coming to the conclusion that our last few were quite a demise, mostly caused by our growing lack of interest to keep competing with an ever growing populace of annoying inbred kids like you and your cousin while all the interesting personalities like the Pallies-crew disappeared. The harsh truth is of course that we simply realized we were never going to manage to qualify for twl this time around, so we decided not to play even 1 twd game to save ourselves from this embarrassment. Curse your cousin for seeing through this all.

Disoblige can't even qualify, cry

p.s. Your 8-9 consecutive seasons of mediocrity is about as impressive as Ugly Betty on HDTV. It's only a testament to how tolerant of being a loser that plays this game to generate a social network rather than succeed competively because he can't cut it in the real world.