The LHC is sabotaging itself from the future.

[Ganon-Knight]

http://science.slashdot.org/story/09...Boson-and-Fate


These are "otherwise distinguished physicists" making these claims.

"I'm talking about the notion that the troubled collider is being sabotaged by its own future. A pair of otherwise distinguished physicists have suggested that the hypothesized Higgs boson, which physicists hope to produce with the collider, might be so abhorrent to nature that its creation would ripple backward through time and stop the collider before it could make one, like a time traveler who goes back in time to kill his grandfather."

[Xog]

http://science.slashdot.org/story/09...Boson-and-Fate


These are "otherwise distinguished physicists" making these claims.

"I'm talking about the notion that the troubled collider is being sabotaged by its own future. A pair of otherwise distinguished physicists have suggested that the hypothesized Higgs boson, which physicists hope to produce with the collider, might be so abhorrent to nature that its creation would ripple backward through time and stop the collider before it could make one, like a time traveler who goes back in time to kill his grandfather."

I think the theory is that a universe in which we create a Higgs boson is not possible, because a universe would not only cease to be, but cease to have ever been as soon as the boson is created.

[gran guerrero]

or like in Southland Tales where Sean William Scott shakes Sean William Scott's Hand.

[Singularity]

This might very well be the best excuse for failure ever.

[Vatican Assassin]

Great Scott!

[kthx]

That the same reason why Quicksand hasn't won a TWLD title yet coincidentally.

[Fit of Rage]

or like in Southland Tales where Sean William Scott shakes Sean William Scott's Hand.

Best Southland Tales reference in recent memory. :up:

[Doc Flabby]

They just stole this theory from me

I said ages ago, we're in the universe where the LHC never works, because it destroys the ones where it does...