Why everybody saying Ilyaz is a saint? I read the bible alot and never see his name.. wtfz going on?
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you obviously haven't read the lost chapter of the bible where it turns out that Satan, up in hell, rested after creating the earth and so god, down in heaven, sent his arch-demon jesus to find the bible and switch up all instances of "god", "satan", etc... and so now all Christians are going to be surprised when they wake up burning in heaven, and satanists will be confused when they are greeted at the pearly gates by a bearded old man. ilyaz was a mere peasant, the grandson of adam and steve, who stumbled upon the lost texts and was murdered by pope pius "maverick" the second, in the name of the lord.
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you obiously haven't read the second lost chapter of the bible, written by the prophet Mohammed - a time-traveling disciple of satan who was a clone created from muhammed ali's DNA. he met up with Jesus in attempt to "kill that snitch before he nixed JC". he was mistaken for a slave and fought off sixteen roman guards before being killed.
where the fuck have you been, dude?
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Originally posted by Display View PostBeligum - fuckin fgts
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