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  • Fuck Tiger Woods

    at least now we can welcome this jackass to the real world. I'm so glad we didn't draft him as an asian person. He is so black right now.

    Wu tang 4 life.

    Also WTF:

    TelCat> i am a slut not a hoe
    TelCat> hoes get paid :(
    TelCat> i dont

  • #2
    ATTN: World

    Tiger Woods is the first man to cheat on his wife.


    THIS JUST IN: She's hot.

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    • #3
      I just don't understand why these people cannot hold off on the stupidity until they complete their athletic careers. Most professional athletes have what, 5-10 years to really cash in? It seems to me that the wise move would be to hold off on the dog fighting, drug using, and other financially damaging behaviors until they have milked the cash for as much as they can.

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      • #4
        Turns out not as many bitches want to fuck you when you are getting a standing ovation just for being able to walk 18 holes at age 85 like Arnold Palmer.

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        • #5
          I'd fuck tiger woods
          DICE TWLJ/TWLB SEASON 8 CHAMP
          DICE TWLB SEASON 10 CHAMP
          DICE TWLB SEASON 11 CHAMP
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          1:waven> i promised myself that the only way id ever roid
          1:waven> is if im going to prison
          1:waven> no one gonna try to rape me

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          • #6
            I'm actually very happy to know that Tiger isn't as perfect as we have been led to believe. I also think it is hilarious that Elin's excuse for busting out the back window with a golf club was an effort to free him. I don't think anyone is stupid enough to buy that one.
            While I'm sippin herbal teas verbal bees plant fertile seeds
            Bitches leave with broke backs, swollen palms and purple knees

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Ephemeral View Post
              I just don't understand why these people cannot hold off on the stupidity until they complete their athletic careers. Most professional athletes have what, 5-10 years to really cash in? It seems to me that the wise move would be to hold off on the dog fighting, drug using, and other financially damaging behaviors until they have milked the cash for as much as they can.
              What do you mean financially damaging behaviour? He is the first sports person to earn over a billion dollars in his career (I do think that is including sponsorship money) but still, even before the guy ended up on the tour he did not have to worry about money.

              Why do people care though? I see no reason to care. You don't care if the guy 3 neighbourhoods over does it.
              Maybe God was the first suicide bomber and the Big Bang was his moment of Glory.

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              • #8
                wonder if he used the three wood or the nine iron on her
                jasonofabitch loves!!!!

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                • #9
                  Tiger Woods wasn't living in the real world?

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Galleleo View Post
                    What do you mean financially damaging behaviour? He is the first sports person to earn over a billion dollars in his career (I do think that is including sponsorship money) but still, even before the guy ended up on the tour he did not have to worry about money.

                    Why do people care though? I see no reason to care. You don't care if the guy 3 neighbourhoods over does it.
                    I mean that this has already cost him and most likely will end up costing him millions more. If he already has enough wealth, then maybe he doesn't care. I know I don't care, I have no Tiger Woods shirts or golf clubs in my closet. But apparently those who sign the endorsements checks do care.


                    Originally posted by Vatican Assassin View Post
                    Turns out not as many bitches want to fuck you when you are getting a standing ovation just for being able to walk 18 holes at age 85 like Arnold Palmer.
                    If you are farting cash at 85, you can easily find people who will change your Depends, its about money, not age.

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                    • #11
                      I heard Gatorade stopped making their Tiger drink. Grab one at your local supermarket! It might be worth something someday!
                      TelCat> i am a slut not a hoe
                      TelCat> hoes get paid :(
                      TelCat> i dont

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                      • #12
                        Tiger drink was disgusting. IMO.

                        Gatorade Fierce Grape has been and always will be where it's at.
                        4:BigKing> xD
                        4:Best> i'm leaving chat
                        4:BigKing> what did i do???
                        4:Best> told you repeatedly you cannot use that emoji anymore
                        4:BigKing> ???? why though
                        4:Best> you're 6'4 and black...you can't use emojis like that
                        4:BigKing> xD

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                        • #13
                          I, for one, will respect the wishes Tiger posted on his blog and give him privacy during this trying time.
                          Originally posted by Tone
                          Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better

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                          • #14
                            stop tstalking me in the threads phata$$

                            im leaving tiger alone
                            Originally posted by Tone
                            Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better

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                            • #15
                              how do I become an extra in this show?
                              sigpic
                              All good things must come to an end.

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