It is almost Christmas

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As a child, I have always believed that there truly was a Santa Clause. I always expected Santa to "somehow" come down my chimney, eat my cookies, and put the presents under the tree. As I grew older, my fuckin' parents ruined the whole motherfuckin' season by notifying the children that there was no Santa Clauz. For days, I wanted to fucking kill her. But now, I call her everyday via telephone and thank her in every single way. Why? Because Santa Clause is a goddamn lunatic/ pedophile/ and rapist. I SAID IT. SORRY MAYBE YOU GUYS STILL HAD CHRIZMAS SPIRITS, BUT I WARN YOU NOW. AND U THANK ME LATER. OK? I was not here last year on forums to tell you and discuss the situation. Last christmas, I went down my stairs cuz i was a bad boy and i rly wanted 2 see the gifts under the tree. i saw santa clause with my own two eyes masturbating to hannah montana on MUTE. SHES 13 YEARS OLD.. B CUPS..AND FLAT ASS AND PROBLY STILL WEARS UNDERWEAR THAT CONTAINS SHIT STAINS BECAUSE SHE IS NOT RESPONSIBLE TO WIPE HER OWN GODDAMN ASS. FUCK THAT MOTHERFUCKER HE IS FUCKIN SICK

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As an adult, I have always believed that there truly was a God. I always expected God to "somehow" come visit when I pray during dinner, bless my meal, and fix all my problems. As I grew older, my fuckin' friends ruined the whole motherfuckin' experience by notifying the believers that there was no God. For days, I wanted to fucking kill them. But now, I call them everyday via telephone and thank them in every single way. Why? Because God is a goddamn lunatic/ pedophile/ and rapist. I SAID IT. SORRY MAYBE YOU GUYS STILL HAD BELIFS, BUT I WARN YOU NOW. AND U THANK ME LATER. OK? I was not here last year on forums to tell you and discuss the situation. Last year, I tried to kill myself and I was legally dead for 1 minute before the medic brought me back to life. I really wanted to see if I was going to be cast out into a lake of fire and brimstone. I saw Satan with my own two eyes and he LOL'd hard at me. We had an orgy with 13 YEARS OLDs.. That had B CUPS..AND FLAT ASSes AND PROBLY STILL WEAR UNDERWEAR THAT CONTAINS SHIT STAINS BECAUSE ITS HOT WHEN THEY DON'T WIPE THEIR OWN GODDAMN ASS. FUCK IM A SICK MOTHER FUCKER AND MY NAME IS DISPLAY

Nasty dude.

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wuts good l1 baby

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wuts good l1 baby

Yo, you and me need to get together this christmas and do the nasty dance.

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where at?

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Considering your mother told you there was no Santa, and that you said there was no Santa, the only logical explanation as to what you saw would be your father, dressed as Santa, firing off a few knuckle children to Miley Cyrus.