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Ladies and gentlemen, I'm at a loss for words.
I consider myself a masochist when it comes to bad movies, you know, when they're funny bad, but recently a friend introduced me to something that has made me utterly despise our collective humanity for ever allowing it to be made. It's called Nukie. You can watch the entire movie (10 parts) starting here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49jGZ7IjJKg
The movie starts at 2 minutes after a brief intro. I dare you to watch a couple parts of it, or at least until the talking monkeys fry your mind. You have been warned.
This movie makes Manos: Hands of Fate look like Citizen Kane.
Also, feel free to share what you think is a movie that is even worse than this one. I probably have watched it already, but if not, I will and I'll make a comparison!
Edit: I don't have the courage to go beyond part 5. A brief synopsis: Two aliens Nukie and Miko come to earth. Miko gets tortured by the US Government while Nukie lands in Africa and befriends the natives. Movie is shot mostily in an african sahara and village and inside a building. Nukie talks to monkeys, is suicidal, and apparently can turn into energy.
I consider myself a masochist when it comes to bad movies, you know, when they're funny bad, but recently a friend introduced me to something that has made me utterly despise our collective humanity for ever allowing it to be made. It's called Nukie. You can watch the entire movie (10 parts) starting here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49jGZ7IjJKg
The movie starts at 2 minutes after a brief intro. I dare you to watch a couple parts of it, or at least until the talking monkeys fry your mind. You have been warned.
This movie makes Manos: Hands of Fate look like Citizen Kane.
Also, feel free to share what you think is a movie that is even worse than this one. I probably have watched it already, but if not, I will and I'll make a comparison!
Edit: I don't have the courage to go beyond part 5. A brief synopsis: Two aliens Nukie and Miko come to earth. Miko gets tortured by the US Government while Nukie lands in Africa and befriends the natives. Movie is shot mostily in an african sahara and village and inside a building. Nukie talks to monkeys, is suicidal, and apparently can turn into energy.
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