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i was watching tv and saw this pill for heart burn and indigestion called aciphex. that and the one for lunesta and cimbalta or something. anyways the after-impression of it is that half of their air time is spent discussing negative symptoms and trying to convince you to be cautious. i made this little spoof of 'ass-effects' for example.
Aciphex may not be for you. Symptoms may include: diarrhea, vomiting, convulsions, and increased risk of suicide. Frequent use of the restroom has been cited. Remember to ask your physician before you take Aciphex orally. Please take caution when operating heavy machinery or if you are too old for sexual activity. Some restrictions may apply. Make the choice today and Aciphex may save your wipe.
Aciphex may not be for you. Symptoms may include: diarrhea, vomiting, convulsions, and increased risk of suicide. Frequent use of the restroom has been cited. Remember to ask your physician before you take Aciphex orally. Please take caution when operating heavy machinery or if you are too old for sexual activity. Some restrictions may apply. Make the choice today and Aciphex may save your wipe.