what's new in jerome's life

[Zeebu]

yeah a bit too much soul, he's a hippy. guy needs to shave that forest of a beard and tone down his weed-fueled anti-government threads. other than that, i got no probs with em.

look at all those anti government threads he has created lately.

jerome, you watch yourself


because, i am watching yourself
yeah you 8)

[Jeenyuss]

guys if i wanted his facebook status updates i could've just checked for myself. i want something more personal.

anyone have his twitter?

[Nickname]

[Jeenyuss]

none of these people are our friend jerome. good point though nickname i hope he has some kind of title belt.

[Jeenyuss]

guys this is jerome


he is injured and holding his left side. someone has injured jerome.

and he is lost.

and his mother is very worried.

and also me. i am worried too.

[Nickname]

I gotta tell ya, i liked my jerome better.

[paradise!]

look at all those anti government threads he has created lately.

jerome, you watch yourself


because, i am watching yourself
yeah you 8)

luckily i made mention to recency

[Jerome Scuggs]

what's new in paradise!'s life

nothing he posts in this forum and still noone makes threds about him

[Jerome Scuggs]

does anyone know anything about tie rods, btw

[Jeenyuss]

this doesn't answer my questions jerome is your left side ok?

[Jerome Scuggs]

pavement is doing school, i'm doing school. we don't play subspace anymore we play this awesome game called beer pong. just like subspace he's really, really good and i just talk alot of shit and happen to be on the winning team. i've had my streaks though, but nothing like pave's not losing for three straight months, playing every night. it's ridiculous. you can point at a cup and he will hit that cup. which is awesome for make-it-take-it.

i went to new orleans for mardi gras, first time being legally able to drink. jesus god.

[Jerome Scuggs]

oh and my left side is fine





but my right side isn't

[Jeenyuss]

beer pong hey perhaps i should try it sometime.

had you been to a mardi gras in new orleans before or was this your first time? how about even being around there post-katrina, have they bounced back somewhat by now? i'm watching treme so hopefully my questions will be answered by bunk but you can answer them too and i would like that also.

are you pretty angry about healthcare? maybe i can send you anti-biotics in a hollowed out biology textbook just let me know.

[Jerome Scuggs]

it was pretty much my first time in a big city of age (places like austin and dallas don't count), but not my first time in new orleans. we didn't even plan on going to mardi gras - we got tickets to see the expendables on thursday - but we stayed friday night as well. (if you havent heard the expendables, check out "bowl for two") it was pretty awesome, but the next day we hit bourbon street and it was righteous.

katrina definitely has not killed mardi gras. it was fucking awesome. i saw titties, i drank beer, i did both in front of the police. (if i ever upload photos from the camera i have awesome cop photos). bourbon street was literally packed, and everyone was hammered, all day. i've never been drunk for like 16 straight hours. and smoking weed in public was weird at first, but seriously, noone gave a shit unless to ask to hit whatever we were burnin on.

we were walking down bourbon friday and suddenly a door opened (if you have never seen new orleans houses/architecture it's hard to explain, but seriously it was just a door in the middle of a wall) and this dude stumbled out and offered me and my friend his bracelets that gave him access to a balcony party. it was the luckiest break in the fucking world, because for ten bucks we hit the jackpot: through the door was a staircase, and at the top was a party with free beer, free beads, a balcony, and... a bathroom, the most coveted bourbon street resource. so for ten bucks we were set for an entire night. so many titties.

the dude that gave me a ride there is sketchy as fuck, we were going down bourbon and we went through a crowd, and when we came out of the crown he was holding an iphone. ten minutes later a black dude introduced himself as "juice" or "j man" and said that we looked legit, offered to sell us coke. so we went to an underground parking garage, and up against the wall was a line of drunk people puking. so we posted up, i had my hands on their backs as they pretended to gag while trading an iphone for a bag of cocaine.

shit like that was pretty common, but the cops weren't really a problem. i saw one cop get flashed by three chicks, he just stared straight through them. my dad told me that's for deniability later - if a youtube video ever pops up with that cop and those titties, he can say that his eyesight never once fell on illegal exposed flesh. i did see something fucked up though - a car with out-of-state plates was driving downtown and made made a wrong turn down a one-way street. a cop was at the corner, and when he saw it, he fucking flipped his shit. he grabbed some of the gates used to block off the parade routes and slammed it into the car's sideview mirror, popping it out, while yelling "i fucking HATE people from mississippi!"

oh, and did i mention the saints had won the fuckin superbowl a week earlier? there were literally people punching eachother in the streets, yelling "who dat", and then hugging. i have not yelled for no reason for so long a period of time in my life.

in short, new orleans is a magical place where you can drink beer in the streets and everyone is happy and the streets are so dirty from the mass piles of discarded bottles and puke and beads and semen that whatever pair of pants you wear there will never be clean again.

if you ever go there, this is all you need to maintain your buzz and enjoy everything the big easy has to offer: