On Febuary 1, 2019...

[Troll King]

Always a reliable source.

[Yoshiba]

rofl

[CrvenBan]

Originally posted by Fallen Angel
Not to worry, NASA will just send up the worlds best deepcore driller with a nuke to blow it in half so both pieces will pass the earth at a safe distance.

lol...that's is the only way, FA is onto something here. I bet NASA is hiding the fact that behind that asteroid is a huge alien fleet, that will sweep over the Earth like locust.
Ooh, I bet there're some hot alien cheerleaders on board.

[Dim]

You should be a scientist CrvenBan

[Superted]

No need to bring pr0n, I'll provide enough for everyone ;p

[Alex88]

I Will bring a swimming pool so we can go skinny dipping!

[Dim]

LOl im not comig cus i dont wana go skinnydipping with u!

[Superted]

You might have to bring your own laptops, I'll make it a tw convention ;p

[Superted]

This makes me want to sing..

Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will.
I sure could use a vacation from this

Bullship three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks

Here in this hopeless ducking hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any ducking time. Any ducking day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

Fret for your figure and
Fret for your latte and
Fret for your hairpiece and
Fret for your lawsuit and
Fret for your prozac and
Fret for your pilot and
Fret for your contract and
Fret for your car.

It's a
Bullship three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks

Here in this hopeless ducking hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any ducking time. Any ducking day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

Some say a comet will fall from the sky.
Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.
Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still.
Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipships.

Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will cuz
I sure could use a vacation from this

Silly ship, stupid ship...

One great big festering neon distraction,
I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied.

Learn to swim.

Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
Mom's comin' round to put it back the way it ought to be.

Learn to swim.

Duck L Ron Hubbard and
Duck all his clones.
Duck all those gun-toting
Hip gangster wannabes.

Learn to swim.

Duck retro anything.
Duck your tattoos.
Duck all you junkies and
Duck your short memory.

Learn to swim.

Duck smiley glad-hands
With hidden agendas.
Duck these dysfunctional,
Insecure actresses.

Learn to swim.

Cuz I'm praying for rain
And I'm praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way.
I wanna watch it all go down.
Mom please flush it all away.
I wanna watch it go right in and down.
I wanna watch it go right in.
Watch you flush it all away.

Time to bring it down again.
Don't just call me pessimist.
Try and read between the lines.

I can't imagine why you wouldn't
Welcome any change, my friend.

I wanna see it all come down.
suck it down.
flush it down.



I edited out the swear words so post wouldnt be deleted or anything, ALso im not from LA

[Dim]

Lol right a TW convention wud be very sad but fun!

[Hoju]

Disliked....im pretty sure you can say "fuck" :/

good song

[Superted]

I wasnt to ducking sure if I could say duck so i ducking said duck instead motherduckers...

[Annux]

I hate it when people try to replace curses. Either don't say them at all or say them the way they were meant to be.

Fuck that's annoying. Nock that shit off, gun totting hippy faggot

[Yoshiba]

give peace a chance

[Webbb Llama v1.5]

If it hits on a saturday does that mean leagues are canceled? =(