funny translations

[Zeebu]

http://funnytranslator.com/

i dont know if this has been posted before but i dont care. try a few.

"boys rule, girls drool!!!"

...40 translations later we get:

"Saliva of children!"

[Jason]

was listening to killer queen when i stumbled upon this thread

"she's a killer queen gunpowder, gelatine dynamite with a laser beam guaranteed to blow your mind anytime"

...56 translations later we get:

"Laser position dasutokirakoyn Gelatin big bang. ""

[Xog]

I stumbled upon this thread while my co-worker had just came back downstairs after scouring the conference rooms for food scraps. I said "What do they have?"

I started typing what she was saying mid-sentence:

"You don't like Lentil. And they have Lamb.. and some kind of spinache."

...56 translations later we get:

"Well .."

[Zeebu]

"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. "

...10 translations later we get:

"Friendship pee is the same: you can see everyone, but a warm feeling of the door."

[Xog]

Original text:
"How do you tow a dumptruck?"

...56 translations later we get:

"Here!"

[Zeebu]

"i am very upset with you."

...30 translations later we get:

"You and I are very happy."

[Zeebu]

"suck my faggot"

...56 translations later we get:

"Choose a bottle."



edit:
Original text:

"suck my faggot"

...50 translations later we get:

"Bottle time"

[Zeebu]

hmmm

"dont stop believing, hold on to that feeling"

...57 translations later we get:

"Lattvkfalatkadvasmdvashvrfkt."

[Zeebu]

"fuck shit ass bitch slut cunt whore vagina pussy twat dick cheese anal sex ass to mouth donkey punch hot karl for you cock feces yeah you"

...10 translations later we get:

"Cat fuck fuck slut whore bitch ass anal with hot cheese booth museum cat in his mouth, Carl Lee"

[Soup du Jour]

This is a text I got while reading this thread.

"Tails suck sonic cock and he to each other they do the same. This went on for another ten min."

...10 translations later we get:

"Mixed absorption worthwhile. Moreover, in the last 10 minutes."

"Tails suck sonic cock and he to each other they do the same. This went on for another ten min."

...56 translations later we get:

"In addition to drinking water in 10 minutes, analysis."

[Zeebu]

"big beautiful women pornography!"

...40 translations later we get:

"BBW porn!"

[Zeebu]

"drunk driving in school zones is my favorite hobby"

...40 translations later we get:

"Driving under the influence of school, my favorite treat"

[Pandagirl!]

"Wait he's twelve years older than you?"

...56 translations later we get:

"Fortunately, people in 1912?"

[Jones]

didn't read the thread but there is translate.google.com isn't there

[Jason]

dear jones,

"you certainly aren't the brightest bulb in the box"

...20 translations later we get:

"I'm not very bright light on this problem"


regards,

j