what if

[Jerome Scuggs]

what if, after the development of skynet and the subsequent human rebellion, the machines sent themselves back in time to enslave humanity in a dream-world where they could then plant suicidal thoughts into the minds of humans who posed a threat to the machines?!

because that is what the last three decades of movies has taught me

[Superted]

Really? That's what they taught you?

They taught me that in order to gain the perfect relationship with a perfect woman, you first need to go through an apocalypse-level disaster with her

[Fit of Rage]

and even then half the time she still doesn't put out

[Jerome Scuggs]

Really? That's what they taught you?

They taught me that in order to gain the perfect relationship with a perfect woman, you first need to go through an apocalypse-level disaster with her

what is this

"woman"

you speak of

[phata$$]

http://www.cracked.com/article_17390...amn-sense.html