700+ Inmates escape federal prison

[Xog]

http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/7019834380

So an extremist muslim (Boko Haram, which translates to "Western Education is a Sin") group attacked a prison that supposedly held 80 of its members and let over 700 prisoners free.

I blame video games.

[kthx]

I blame muslim extremists.

[Xog]

lol :greedy:

[Jerome Scuggs]

in other news, nigeria has jails?

[absurd99]

Holyshmokes

The first human-chimp hybrid was born yesterday. There is no word on whether it is a female or male yet. There is however debate on how the humanky's relatives on the mothers side (monkey) should be treated. Should the humankey's relatives have human rights?

Another issue revolves around the humanky it self, while most see no problem in using the creation for scientific research there is a small group of protesters threatening to bomb the facility in which the humanky is residing in. There also has been leaks that they are planning to free the hybrid to an undisclosed location. "if these extremest succeed in their mission who knows what kind of ecological consequences we shall inherit" quote by Harvard scientist Irwin Yordough.

[Burnt]

The first human-chimp hybrid was born yesterday. There is no word on whether it is a female or male yet. There is however debate on how the humanky's relatives on the mothers side (monkey) should be treated. Should the humankey's relatives have human rights?

It's called a Humanzee. Humankey does not work because CHIMPANZEES ARE NOT MONKEYS.

[absurd99]

chimps dont have tails?

It's called a Humanzee. Humankey does not work because CHIMPANZEES ARE NOT MONKEYS.

Thank you my friend. I now know that chimps are in fact apes. kewl. But yeah about that hybrid...is that out of this world or what

[Jones]

in other news, nigeria has jails?

doesn't look like that

lol get it

[Jerome Scuggs]

Thank you my friend. I now know that chimps are in fact apes. kewl. But yeah about that hybrid...is that out of this world or what

it would have to be out of this world because human spermatozoa cannot penetrate the membrane of a chimpanzee/ape egg

also this

[Xog]

More importantly, THIS.