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  • #31
    Originally posted by Ilya View Post
    hey galleleo
    Sup?
    Maybe God was the first suicide bomber and the Big Bang was his moment of Glory.

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    • #32
      Originally posted by Turban View Post
      i'll go to amsterdam next year with diso guys and might will break me somehow.

      :fear:
      I'm going to be gentle, but I can guarantee nothing.

      As for me it would certainly be a drug related death, maybe getting hit by a car when I'm on shrooms.
      Da1andonly> man this youghurt only made me angry

      5:ph> n0ah will dangle from a helicopter ladder and just reduce the landscape to ashes by sweeping his beard across it

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      • #33
        Originally posted by megaman89 View Post
        banging some guys wife or girlfriend and having him walk in on us and stabbing or shooting me
        mr.stealyourgirl..relaX

        ^ (t.songz)
        (Steadman)>they went out drinking... ogron siaxis and siaxis gf
        (Steadman)>apparently ogron is EXTREMELY morbidly obese and ridiculously sweaty
        (Steadman)>and he spend the entire night being awkward and staring at siaxis gf
        (Steadman)>and after that they did not meet up again...

        Iron Survivor> you missed something in your sig. he also smells like cheese

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        • #34
          Originally posted by Draft View Post
          mr.stealyourgirl..relaX

          ^ (t.songz)
          bottoms up
          DICE TWLJ/TWLB SEASON 8 CHAMP
          DICE TWLB SEASON 10 CHAMP
          DICE TWLB SEASON 11 CHAMP
          DICE TWLB SEASON 13 CHAMP
          DICE TWLJ/TWLB SEASON 15 CHAMP
          DICE TWLJ/TWLB SEASON 16 CHAMP

          1:waven> i promised myself that the only way id ever roid
          1:waven> is if im going to prison
          1:waven> no one gonna try to rape me

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          • #35
            probably balls deep in some wild animal. white tailed deer? arachnoid majora? gunther?

            it will be cancer, cancer and i'll be at my peak.

            WHY NOW GOD WHY
            Originally posted by turmio
            jeenyuss seemingly without reason if he didn't have clean flours in his bag.
            Originally posted by grand
            I've been afk eating an apple and watching the late night news...

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            • #36
              most likely in slow mo

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              • #37
                Originally posted by Jeenyuss View Post
                it will be cancer, cancer and i'll be at my peak.

                WHY NOW GOD WHY
                in all seriousness, that's pretty fucked up.
                4:BigKing> xD
                4:Best> i'm leaving chat
                4:BigKing> what did i do???
                4:Best> told you repeatedly you cannot use that emoji anymore
                4:BigKing> ???? why though
                4:Best> you're 6'4 and black...you can't use emojis like that
                4:BigKing> xD

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                • #38
                  At least he didn't say supercancer
                  Rabble Rabble Rabble

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                  • #39
                    sensitivity warning:busted::busted::busted:
                    JAMAL> didn't think there was a worse shark than midoent but the_paul takes it



                    turban> claus is the type of person that would eat shit just so you would have to smell his breath

                    Originally posted by Ilya;n1135707
                    the_paul: the worst guy, needs to go back to school, bad at his job, guido

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                    • #40
                      Getting shot by revolutionaries after I take over the world.
                      5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
                      5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
                      5:royst> i wish it was calculus

                      1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something

                      1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches instead

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                      • #41
                        fingernails will be too long
                        Originally posted by turmio
                        jeenyuss seemingly without reason if he didn't have clean flours in his bag.
                        Originally posted by grand
                        I've been afk eating an apple and watching the late night news...

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                        • #42
                          I drive a segway off a cliff.
                          TelCat> i am a slut not a hoe
                          TelCat> hoes get paid :(
                          TelCat> i dont

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                          • #43
                            irony
                            5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
                            5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
                            5:royst> i wish it was calculus

                            1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something

                            1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches instead

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                            • #44
                              I get gunned down like a real G, AINT NO ONE STOPPING ME SON

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                              • #45
                                jeen i found a new d. glove movie



                                I feel like he might win an award for this
                                sigpic
                                All good things must come to an end.

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