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    THE United Nations was set today to appoint an obscure Malaysian astrophysicist to act as Earth’s first contact for any aliens that may come visiting.

    Mazlan Othman, the head of the UN's little-known Office for Outer Space Affairs (Unoosa), is to describe her potential new role next week at a scientific conference at the Royal Society’s Kavli conference centre in Buckinghamshire.



    Read more: http://www.news.com.au/breaking-news...#ixzz10hKHDCk5
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    The next thing you cat goes missing, your neighbourhood alien did it. :fear:
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    • #3
      looks like t0ne cracked into t3l cat's account to post some nonsense.
      nothing to see here, carry on
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      no you son of a bitch debunker

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      • #4
        She probably thinks it's talking about Mexicans. ^-^
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        • #5
          you should apply for that job, telcat. you already have the whole telecommunications thing on lock down, and aliens love cats. (or at least alf did!)
          jasonofabitch loves!!!!

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          • #6
            So who believes in 2012?

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            • #7
              I want this job.

              That way I could wreck some alien shit with my WB and say, "welcome to Earf!"
              Originally posted by Tone
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              • #8
                disclosure coming 2010

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Squeezer View Post
                  I want this job.

                  That way I could wreck some alien shit with my WB and say, "welcome to Earf!"
                  gr8 reference to will smif in coming to am-- i mean independence day
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                  • #10
                    does she speak english

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                    • #11
                      Good thing the UN keeps proving how useless it is. Or maybe they know something we don't (doubtfully). I demand that the space visitor liaison position rotates just like the Head of the security council does. Who is the UN to give Malaysia such power?
                      Fuck it.

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                      • #12
                        it should definitely be an american because what alien speaks malaysianese

                        come on people use your heads
                        USA WORLD CHAMPS

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                        • #13
                          NOSTALGIA IN THE WORST FASHION

                          internet de la jerome

                          because the internet | hazardous

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                          • #14
                            good read
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                            All good things must come to an end.

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