post reasons the south (us) is better

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buying weed from random people and partying all night long trying to get some poon man, maybe that pamphlet is a sign.

About 2 or 3 get left here either by the cashier counter or in the restrooms a week -- Then on Thursdays the Jehovah's Witnesses come by with their Watchtower doom-sayer magazine. Everyone has their own stuff and line to try and get you involved with their specific form of Christianity. I read them all before I throw them away usually because I enjoy learning about all religions. It's the organized hierarchy of the main parts of most religions that screw us all.

I'm comfortable with myself and my spirituality, I don't need some one to try to scare me with a evangelical comic.

[the_paul]

but how about being offered to buy a gun from a shady man in a trench coat in a dark alley in the french quarter, and then running into a high times van selling baked goods out the back of the vehicle?

This sounds like downtown on a Saturday night, minus the fr*nch part, but NO is pretty legit I can't deny that. But what the fuck, why does no one go to see the Hornets?

[kthx]

And a Texan customer just handed me a Religious Pamphlet .... sigh.

It's a comic. Telling me I'm bad for lusting after women and so forth.


/this is kthx's fault somehow surely! lol

buying weed from random people and partying all night long trying to get some poon man, maybe that pamphlet is a sign.

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new orleans, louisiana

Fair enough. I successfully urinated in public and bought a 20sack (that ended up costing me $40) of the worst weed ever from someone in front of Jackson Square within an hour of each other and didn't go to jail some how.

And bars staying open forever is pretty kickass too, because there are just some nights you want to party alllllllll night.

Also my family entered this fine nation through 'nawlins, so that's a plus for it in my book as well.

Edit: I go though a big bottle of Louisiana hot sauce a month easily. That shits tasty.

[Jerome Scuggs]

i have a freezer full of green chiles right now, come at me bro, they taste better when you throw in some louisiana hot sauce

i had family in the small city of creede, colorado for a good decade or so. i will admit that the terrain is more gratifying to look at, but as i write this i realize that the greatest thing about the south has not even really been mentioned yet, and that is:

new orleans, louisiana

i mean, going to a gun show and then a marijuana convention in one day is pretty awesome, but howabout being offered to buy a gun from a shady man in a trench coat in a dark alley in the french quarter, and then running into a high times van selling baked goods out the back of the vehicle? or any other miraculously ridiculous combination of bizarre events which make new orleans, new orleans.

probably the best thing that i have witnessed in new orleans is one time we were leaving, i was driving on the interstate and one of my buddies in the right-hand back seat started throwing up out the window, and a schoolbus filled with children were yelling comforting things out their windows like "DRINK SOME WATER" and "MAKE SURE HE DOESNT CHOKE". the N.O. educational system obviously teacesh real, useful life skills in school

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And a Texan customer just handed me a Religious Pamphlet .... sigh.

It's a comic. Telling me I'm bad for lusting after women and so forth.


/this is kthx's fault somehow surely! lol

[the_paul]

For the record ... I don't mind Texas or California .. but as a native Coloradan I am required by birth to complain about both from time to time.

This. To be honest if I got exiled from here, I would choose to go to Texas first if I could.

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Texas is too rough and rugged for you colorodians.

Paul's a city boy. lol

[kthx]

I was down there to work, to be honest I didn't even go around the city much beyond where the job took me. I did go to the beach and got my leg sliced open, that was cool. Something to remember Texas by haha

Texas is too rough and rugged for you colorodians.

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For the record ... I don't mind Texas or California .. but as a native Coloradan I am required by birth to complain about both from time to time.

[the_paul]

I was down there to work, to be honest I didn't even go around the city much beyond where the job took me. I did go to the beach and got my leg sliced open, that was cool. Something to remember Texas by haha

[kthx]

Galveston huh.. hope you had gaidos.

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Alabama has been holding the title for the fattest and unhealthiest people in the US.

If it ain't an original colony or in the west or south west, it must be crap.

[the_paul]

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You're crazy. I can see why you'd think you have better food because you probably have a valid point, I don't know because I've only spent a week in Galveston. As far as scenery goes though Colorado pretty much holds the trump card over any state I've been to.

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I also rather enjoyed how there was both a Gun Show and a Marijuana Convention in Denver last weekend. Where else could that happen at the same time? I wish I was able to go to both of them, but I had other shit going on.


/thread really should be renamed "post reasons that Colorado pwns u"