post reasons the south (us) is better

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Vaped and I are lucky enough to live in the state (or maybe city? idk) with the fewest fat people, so I'm going to have to disagree with you again.

Colorado is the least fat state by far

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Oh man I miss whataburger. I've been tempted to drive to Albuquerque to get one a few times. I think that's the closest one to me. At least that's a closer trip than In-N-Out,.

[Jerome Scuggs]

whataburger is excellent drunk food, and pretty excellent in general

one of my dad's secrets is this place between dallas and shreveport, a random exit off the interstate which leads to a whataburger staffed completely by the oldest, whitest, nicest people you will ever meet. the food is always great and made very fast, and this adorable old woman walks around talking to people and offering them refills and ketchup.

and speaking of ketchup, whataburger has the best ketchup

[Jerome Scuggs]

plus black people in pickup trucks are funny

there's always that one asshole though drivin' his 1968 ford pickup (which looks like it has been cobbled together from 3-4 different pickup trucks... and is that a honda accord hubcap on the left front tire?!?!) down the interstate doing a maximum of 35 mph while black smoke belches out the exhaust and all the lawn equipment/car parts/other old black people in the back of the truck teeter dangerously on the edge of falling out of the "tailgate" which is just a bunch of duct tape and rope

[D1st0rt]

[Melufa]

you mentioned some form of seafood 3 times, but the fact is she-crab soup is southern. and she-crab soup is the only one that matters

- turducken

don't forget shramp and grits

[kthx]

should have hit up the breakfast club.

[Bioture]

oh, and sorry, man, Austin ain't the south

No worries that was just one part of the trip. I holla'd at your boy in Houston and got ribs at Gatlin.

[Zeebu]

growin up in midwestern europe we did our own thing.


seriously though... weird where i grew up. i think it was just my particular area, but it was very german with a southern drawl. strange. hehe we had blue laws in effect until after i was born. o no !!!

[Ilya]

people think the civil war was about slaves or unity but it was actually about food

[Ilya]

Pfft.

-Salmon
-Oatmeal
-We have attractive women too, believe it or not
-All the best coffee joints
-Clam Chowder
-Potatoes
-We make mint juleps too
-JD Salinger
-Pumpkin Pie
-Alright, I concede on sweet tea. That stuff is the shit.
-Skinny people since we don't fry everything
-Hockey
-Gravy is overrated
-Macadamias
-Ulysses Grant
-Taco Trucks
-Every new form of Rock and Roll post 1970s
-Waffles and Seafood
-Sonic

THIS MEANS WAR!

i'll take your ulysses grant and raise you Stonewall Jackson, Robert E. Lee, and Jefferson Davis. this is stone mountain where i always took my ladies for make-out sessions during the nightly confederate laser show



your attractive women are only attractive because they're easy hipsters. -nt- except you, Sarah McTits. you may be from boston but your soul is mississippi.

you mentioned some form of seafood 3 times, but the fact is she-crab soup is southern. and she-crab soup is the only one that matters

- turducken

[Ilya]

and what else do you disagree on? you sayin' Whattaburger is good? you sayin' Chik-Fil-A doesn't have hot Christian white teens?

i have no idea what whattaburger is. i mean, i've heard of it obviously but i've never had it. chick-fil-a most certainly does have hot Christian white teens. i thought you were saying it as a negative, which got me very confused and bothered. i'm glad we're on the same page now

[Money]

houston > all

[Melufa]

Did the north just try to claim TACO TRUCKS? you serious?

I'm giving you karma with my mind

[kthx]

Did the north just try to claim TACO TRUCKS? you serious?