itt pavement presents: drunk twl history

[Jerome Scuggs]

i was hanging out with some random people and this bitch whipped out ten vials of what she claimed was acid, i dipped my pinky in and it had that poolwater taste and now im trippin balls, which made what i came home and found even greater than what it probably is. anyways pavement apparently is/was hammered and opened stickynotes (a mac app whatev) and left an awesome note, i will leave the like last half of it here for nostalgia purposes

i would like to state for the record that since he won twlb (jerome style, not playing one single game) on two different nicknames he isnt a two-time twlb champ, he is pavement one-time twlb champ and pornhub, one-time twlb champ

anyways

personally i dont have the yellow fever like you.. i only like big tit asians in pornos, dont really like the ones in rl.. so i guess that means i cant get a smart girl, eh? dont give a fuck.. COME AT ME BRO.. i heard that every IQ point gained by a woman reduces her tits n ass.. everyone knows dumb bitches are wayy more slutty hot/fine than other chicks.. so anyways.. THE POINT i was getting at was i read this "bhjkleh;eh;j;berqu;W$&W^% i literally just seized all over tha keybiard`````".. READ THIS BRA.. I WILL FUCKING CUM ON THE KEYBOARD RIGHT NOW IF YOU DONT FUCKING STOP THIS SNEEZE/DANK DANK DANK AZZ SMOKE.. GOT BEEF BRO!? seriously, i will kill you.. im a 2x twlb champ, yes i know this.. i saved the most successful training squad that tw has ever seen.. yes, some say i wasnt there these past 3-4 seasons.. i say i dont give a fuck, i was there in spirit.. 10 bucks says some starter on penetrate whacked it to pornhub.com the night before twl.. BUT, let me tell you about the epic journey of schope and pavement.. so people were leaving penetrate, we were like 100-150 points out of a playoff spot the day of TWLB qualifying.. Tsumetai got on the day before and said he will keep penetrate going and was trying to make it more of a training squad than a competitive squad.. everyone thought it was impossible to qualify for twlb and a lot of vets were going to leave and who knows what penetrate would of become.. but instead of just sitting the day out and bitch n moan, WE STARTED TO FUCKING RAGE.. yes, i think veloce might have been there for some/most of the games, and jeeny came on like 1-2 hours of the rape, but every game we won and every game me/schope got mvp/most kills.. yeahhh schope and his brazilian ass probably lagged through a couple of walls and got more kills, but he was fucking rape.. WE WON LIKE GOD DAMN 9-10 GAMES WITH MAYBE A LOSS, and we had to play pandora for the final qualifying game.. they had quite a bit of their starter's, and by that time we had most of our starters on.. yes we won, yes we got to twlb.. yes i barely showed/played for twlb.. still not giving a fuck.. my team stayed alive and WON TWLB WITHOUT ME KNOWING.. some ask how i can claim it to be a twlb ring for me and i just tell them i get it from heredity.. yes, i am talking about you.. you and me both have fukn two twlb rings in which combined we played 0--1/2 a game till it the bot died or something.. but i r better d3n u fukn n00b.. 1 v 1? no, my shit is so fuckin cash.. so i dont know where i was going with this, but you better still be reading.. im gonna try to jizz in some of your skivvies or stockings so you sit and walk in my skeet.. it will be crusty and it will be a big load.. i will blueball myself by just making myself about to nut, then go to sleep before cumming.. i will do this for two days.. and then i will just fucking bust loads into your undergarments.. all of this will happen to you in the near future if i ever hear about any jizz fingers/sneeze/pickin yo dirty azz nose i will do this.. im realllll drunk, so i will continue later after i make some food.. love you bro, but i can and will kill you..

[schope]

$ tell pave and you to join spastic

[renzi]

yes tell yourself to join spastic

[Scurvy]

this provided much needed entertainment in between sobs watching michigan/duke

[Jason]

it will be crusty and it will be a big load.. i will blueball myself by just making myself about to nut, then go to sleep before cumming.. i will do this for two days.. and then i will just fucking bust loads into your undergarments..


the attention to detail, and well, the passion, is pretty impressive.

[Jeenyuss]

a story for the grandkids

[gran guerrero]

Definitely bed time material