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Duke Nukem Forever hits stores on May 3, 2011. Hail to the king, baby!

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  • Duke Nukem Forever hits stores on May 3, 2011. Hail to the king, baby!






    "How about the game, Duke? Was it any good?"
    "Yeah, but after 12 fucking years, it should be!"
    GOD DAMMIT NAPPA

  • #2
    So it has strippers, a giant murderous alien with three tits, and duke nukem's cock.....? These video game creators are at least amping it up to a different lvl. Still unnecessary to see video game wang though, imo, but I suppose they should try to appeal to everyone with the digital nudity at this point.

    DAMNIT WHY DO THEY ALWAYS TAKE THE HOT ONES!?!?... lol
    Fuck it.

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    • #3
      holy shit
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      • #4
        OMG, the close up at the end... wtf have they done to your face Dook?
        ALSO: They have tried to imitate the voice using a different voice actor and it sounds gay as fuck.

        Other than that it looks promising.
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        • #5
          Duke's voice actor is the same voice actor, Jon St. John. It's just been a freaking long time since he's had to do any voice work, so his voice has changed a bit. Still sounds good enough IMO.
          GOD DAMMIT NAPPA

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          • #6
            1:Rasaq> i scrub really hard with toilet paper so little pieces of it get stuck to my anus hair and then later on when im watching tv i like to pull them out slowly because it feels pretty good

            1:Mutalisk> heard that n1111ga okyo got some DSLs

            Paradise> No names but there's actually a black man in the arena right now.

            Jones> MAAAAN1111GA UCHIHA

            Paradise> NO NAMES. NOT A SINGLE NAME.....but 3/6 of the players on Force are of a certain descent. I will not go any further.

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            • #7
              fuk u nikka im da fkin king
              1:Rasaq> i scrub really hard with toilet paper so little pieces of it get stuck to my anus hair and then later on when im watching tv i like to pull them out slowly because it feels pretty good

              1:Mutalisk> heard that n1111ga okyo got some DSLs

              Paradise> No names but there's actually a black man in the arena right now.

              Jones> MAAAAN1111GA UCHIHA

              Paradise> NO NAMES. NOT A SINGLE NAME.....but 3/6 of the players on Force are of a certain descent. I will not go any further.

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              • #8
                I played the demo back in september. Started off by pissing in the urinal $. It was a pretty fun game, a lot of decent weapons that they added in that short gameplay.

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                • #9
                  I remember looking forward to this game before I started high school. I was talking to a childhood buddy of mine and he says we probably would've enjoyed it more back then, but even now when we're all grown up, the game still has an appeal because we loved the original duke nukem games so much.

                  Only thing I have to say is stay the hell away from the N64 version of duke nukem. They replaced a stripper bar with a truck garage. A TRUCK GARAGE.
                  TelCat> i am a slut not a hoe
                  TelCat> hoes get paid :(
                  TelCat> i dont

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Twerp View Post
                    Started off by pissing in the urinal $.
                    trying to tell us something..?


                    I only played the 64 version, but I liked it. There so many other better games out there, that I wouldn't buy this. The trailer is just begging for the "hardass" label they are going overboard with the nudity and just simply trying too hard, imo. The perfect amount of video-game "sex" was probably the GTA series.

                    Anyone else notice the pretty bad graphics at the beginning? I thought game developers were supposed to show you their absolute best in the trailers. It looks like a PS2 game for the first 20 seconds.
                    4:BigKing> xD
                    4:Best> i'm leaving chat
                    4:BigKing> what did i do???
                    4:Best> told you repeatedly you cannot use that emoji anymore
                    4:BigKing> ???? why though
                    4:Best> you're 6'4 and black...you can't use emojis like that
                    4:BigKing> xD

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                    • #11
                      The blur is just the piss. No dick.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by paradise! View Post
                        I only played the 64 version, but I liked it.
                        So you haven't played a real Duke Nukem game. That would explain the

                        The trailer is just begging for the "hardass" label they are going overboard with the nudity and just simply trying too hard, imo.

                        i guess
                        GOD DAMMIT NAPPA

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by paradise! View Post
                          trying to tell us something..?


                          I only played the 64 version, but I liked it. There so many other better games out there, that I wouldn't buy this. The trailer is just begging for the "hardass" label they are going overboard with the nudity and just simply trying too hard, imo. The perfect amount of video-game "sex" was probably the GTA series.

                          Anyone else notice the pretty bad graphics at the beginning? I thought game developers were supposed to show you their absolute best in the trailers. It looks like a PS2 game for the first 20 seconds.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Twerp View Post
                              The blur is just the piss. No dick.
                              so they gave duke a micro penis?
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