Favorite Quote from Movies

[Dim]

'Your only meant to blow the bloody doors off' -The Italian Job

[Bioture]

warportal r correct
If only i could come up to something like that everytime i kill somone...

[ÆNIMA]

Arthur:Why I am King Arthur, I am your King, King of the Britians

Old Lady: King of the who?


-Bruce Almighty-
Grace: OH MY GOD!
Bruce: Oh...just call me Bruce.

[PolluX]

the airspeed velocity..blah blah blah with coconuts and shit

[King Missile]

Grim Reaper: Shut up, you American! You Americans, all you do is talk, and talk, and say "let me tell you something" and "I just wanna say." Well, you're dead now, so shut up!
---The Monthy Python and the Meaning of Life---

Arthur: You are indeed brave, sir knight, but the fight is mine.
Black Knight: Oh, had enough eh?
Arthur: Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left!
Black Knight: Yes I have.
Arthur: Look!
Black Knight: Just a flesh wound!
Arthur:...
Black Night: Chicken, chicken... potpotpotpotpot
Arthur: What are you going to do? Bleed on me?
---The Monthy Python and the Holy Grail---

We are no longer the knights who say 'Ni.' We are now the knights who say 'Ikki Ikki Ikki Ikki, P'tang'.
---Monty Python's "The Quest for the Holy Grail---

What flavour is it? It's a bloody albatross, it hasn't got any flavour! ALBATROSS! ALBATROSS!
---John Cleese, Month Python---

[Kim]

There's Something About Mary
Ted: I think I still want to look her up.
Pat Healy: Who, rollerpig? Are you nuts?
Ted: You said she was a real sparkplug.
Pat Healy: No, I said buttplug. She's heinous.

Ted: Japan? What's she doing in Japan?
Pat Healy: Well, you've heard of mail-order brides? Well, they go that way too.
Ted: What, are they desperate? She's a whale!
Pat Healy: You can't forget, it's a sumo culture, Ted. They pay by the pound over there. Sorta like, um, tuna.

Meet the Parents
Greg Focker: You can milk just about anything with nipples.
Jack Byrnes: I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?

Jack Byrnes: His parents gotta be decent people if they named their son Gaylord Focker.

Shanghai Noon
Chon Wang: See! I told you it would work!
Roy O'Bannon: No, you said "wet shirt not break," not "piss shirt bend bar"!

American Pie
Jim: You realize we're all going to go to college as virgins. They probably have special dorms for people like us.

Jim's Dad: I have to admit, you know, I did the fair bit of masturbating when I was a little younger. I used to call it stroking the salami, yeah, you know, pounding the old pud. I never did it with baked goods, but you know your uncle Mort, he pets the one-eyed snake 5-6 times a day.

[Troll King]

From Shallow Hal:


[Walt puts on a pair of rubber gloves.]
Nurse Tanya Peeler: What are those for?
Walt: You ever walked through a truck-stop men's room on your hands?


[After Rosemary's weight crushed a chair]
Hal: Jesus Christ! What the hell's wrong with this chair?! What's this shit made out of, anyway?!
Restaurant Manager: Uhh... Steel.


Mauricio: She's got CANKLES!
[Calves that blend into ankles]

[Bioture]

heres some more:

- Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.

- I know you're out there. I can feel you now. I know that you're afraid... afraid of us. You're afraid of change. I don't know the future. I didn't come here to tell you how this is going to end. I came here to tell how it's going to begin. I'm going to hang up this phone and then show these people what you don't want them to see. I'm going to show them a world without you. A world without rules or controls, borders or boundaries. A world where anything is possible. Where we go from there is a choice I leave to you.

again ill let ppl guess where these came from (shame on you if you dont know)

[Zloy]

something recent:

Equilibrium

DuPont: And you, Preston, the supposed savior of the resistance are now its destroyer and along with them, you've given me yourself... calmly... coolly... Entirely without incident.
John Preston: No...
[Polygraph goes dead]
Technician: Oh... Shit!
John Preston: Not without incident.