Post your first post

[stark]

It's kind of like watching TV on your TV. If you just joined last month, I have no interest in your post... or you.

I'll start 'er off:

duh spy, i told banky... but did you have a party?

...and it says when your b-day is in the forum calender

http://forums.trenchwars.net/showthr...ybreak!!-!-amp

I feel like it's missing some, 'Cause I don't think I didn't post anything in the first 7 months I was registered... nonetheless, GO!

[Crescent Seal]

http://forums.trenchwars.net/showthr...ht=#post678640

[Jerome Scuggs]

http://forums.trenchwars.net/showthr...ll=1#post12474

first post as jerome:

http://forums.trenchwars.net/showthr...n&daysprune=-1

[Pandagirl!]

Who thinks I would make a good mod?

I'm just wondering

http://forums.trenchwars.net/showthread.php?977

[kthx]

odd, it won't let me.

It only lets me go back 98 pages, and 2000 posts for some reason. I am not even out of 2010 yet by that point :P

[Pandagirl!]

Kthx u dum

Well, I have written a little trenchwars rap. Enjoy - (Rhyme scheme from "boys in the hood")

Woke up quick at about noon,
Just thought that id have to be in Trench Wars soon.
Gotta Leviterr, before the day begins
Before the pubbers start bitching about their wins.
About to host, damn near fell down,
Pelicans claiming syckphreak was gonna bring TW down.
Talked to strike to get a laugh,
Then syckphreak, started spamming the staff.
Then Strike banned that fag,
And thats when trenchwars, started to lag.
It was 50mb packets spamming the game,
Some newb hacker was trying to get some fame.
Then we all lagged out,
I had 5000 people asking me what it was about.
I said dont worry the game will be back soon,
It is just some shitty hacker, just some sad little bafoon.
(Chorus) Cause when someone attacks trenchwars people start to act wierd, Especially when some crappy hacker expects to be f33red, knowing nothing in life, but to cause distress, Grow up little hacker grow some hair on your chest (dum dum dum)
Bored as hell and I want to play games,
So I try Hockey Zone, but it just isnt the same.
So I go to trenchwars forum to express my anger,
Laugh at the pictures of the hacker getting the middle fanger.
(Chorus) Cause when hackers attack TrenchWars, you know where to go, Go laugh at the forums calling the hacker a hoe, And thats the end of rhyme, hope you enjoyed it all, Now little hacker, go grow some balls. (dum dum dum)

Wark <ZH>

http://forums.trenchwars.net/showthread.php?3313

[Jerome Scuggs]

odd, it won't let me.

It only lets me go back 98 pages, and 2000 posts for some reason. I am not even out of 2010 yet by that point :P

i have a feeling the new forums are borked - the only reason i found my posts is because i've tried finding them before and knew what to google

[kthx]

That wasn't even close to my first post Panda, u dumb.

[Pandagirl!]

It is on that account

[kthx]

hmm let me check.

[Pandagirl!]

Considering the post was made on March 31, 2003... which also happens to be 2 days after your join date...

Protip:
-advanced search
-posts by exact username
-from one year ago and older
-sort by date in ascending order

[kthx]

Guess you are right, heh funny looking back that many years.

[stark]

It's sad that I actually remember Kthx's post

[stark]

Oh it helps to go ascending. I found my first post for realsies.

http://forums.trenchwars.net/showthread.php?2299

i know y'all wanna see me puking.

Some links probably dont work, hence the posting more than one... they're all the same. (In order from reliability, top most)

Windows media player:
http://www.angelfire.com/comics/starka/starkpuke.wmv
http://www.stark.150m.com/starkpuke.wmv
ftp://stark11:bWf2phjZ@galileo.space.../starkpuke.wmv

Real Media:
http://www.geocities.com/adam13346/starkpuke.rm
http://www.stark.150m.com/starkpuke.rm
ftp://stark11:bWf2phjZ@galileo.space...m/starkpuke.rm

Here's a tip: Don't drink bubble mix

Links don't work, but it was a video of me puking.

[gran guerrero]

I can't go far back enough to find my first post, I can only go back to 2006