STEVE JOBS dead

[paradise!]

Rip Stevie

Decades spent building a company. Finally decides it's time for a break, steps down for not even a month and a half, and he dies.

who takin over da empire

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tim_Cook

[Bioture]

Remember how every previous apple press conference thing where jobs released a new iphone or what not, there was a "oh wait, one more thing. new INSANE THING" line? There wasn't one this year. turned out the "oh wait, one more thing" was STEVE JOBS DYING

[gran guerrero]

too soon

[Vatican Assassin]

distasteful yes funny no

[kthx]

What about "I guess an apple a day doesn't really keep the doctor away"

[Jerome Scuggs]

Little shelter from the sun or the upper tax bracket here on the cul-de-sac we're not giving back until the community repents. Cause we can't afford to be generous, there's closing costs and a narrow margin. So go earn your degree and we'll take you out to lunch, you can work for us but you gotta eat em all up.

yeah one more mouthful and we will be happy thenNnNnnn

[Raver420]