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  • How Finns view winter

    haha, found this on reddit. i appreciate it because i, too, live in a place with shit extreme weather, though it's on the opposite end of the thermometer


    Weather effects in Finland and rest of the World:

    +15c Spanish wear caps, gloves and winter coats, Finns are sunbathing.

    +10c French desperately try to get their central heating on. Finns plant flowers.

    +5c Italian cars won't start. Finns drive with convertibles.

    ... 0c Pure water freezes. Water in river Vantaa thinkens a bit.

    -5c First people are found frozen in California. Finnish midsummer festival ends.

    -10c Scottish turn the heat on in their houses. Finns start to use long-sleeve shirts.

    -20c Swedes stay indoors. Finns are having last barbeque before winter.

    -30c Half of the Greek people have frozen to death. Finns start to dry their laundry indoors.

    -40c Fake Santas are moving to south. Finnish army cancels winter training due to warm weather.

    -50c Daninsh people are loosing their teeth. Finns rent movies and stay indoors.

    -60c Polarbears evacuate North Pole. Finnish army starts its winter training.

    -70c Siberian people are moving to Moscow. Finns are furious since the Koskenkorva can't be stored outdoors anymore.

    -273c ABsolute Zero. Finns admit that it is quite cold outside.

    -300c Hell freezes over. Finland wins soccer World Cup.
    noitanitsarcorP

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    because the internet | hazardous

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    lol. link me to that plz

    as in a url form, i wanna post it on facebook
    Originally Posted by HeavenSent
    You won't have to wait another 4 years.
    There wont be another election for president.
    Obama is the Omega President.
    http://wegotstoned.blogspot.com/

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    • #4
      so it's true

      da1 does have a tiny dick 'cause it's always shriveled up from the cold
      jasonofabitch loves!!!!

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      • #5
        how long jason been thinking about da1's dick

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        • #6
          since june 2, 2005
          jasonofabitch loves!!!!

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          • #7
            the summer of deception

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            • #8
              the day i first joined disoblige

              bunch of ass-pumpingly gay homos

              :love:
              jasonofabitch loves!!!!

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              • #9
                obviously not written by a finn

                ... 0c Pure water freezes. Hundreds of car accidents everywhere, because winter comes as a surprise to everyone in Finland, every year, around the same time.

                -10c Public transportation doesn't work anymore

                -20c This country sucks
                sigpic
                What is even the elblow?

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                • #10
                  (Children)>hunted for life
                  (zhou)>ofc u hear things cus ur still a virgin
                  :zhou:i dont wanna go deaf bro

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                  • #11
                    I don't know but curt schilling looks like a zombie


                    1996 Minnesota State Pooping Champion

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                    • #12
                      Originally posted by Supreme View Post
                      mind=blown
                      The above text is a personal opinion of an individual and is not representative of the statements or opinions of Trench Wars or Trench Wars staff.

                      SSCJ Distension Owner
                      SSCU Trench Wars Developer


                      Last edited by Shaddowknight; Today at 05:49 AM. Reason: Much racism. So hate. Such ban. Wow.

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                      • #13
                        26 likes ty jerome
                        Originally Posted by HeavenSent
                        You won't have to wait another 4 years.
                        There wont be another election for president.
                        Obama is the Omega President.
                        http://wegotstoned.blogspot.com/

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                        • #14
                          Originally posted by Zeebu View Post
                          I don't know but curt schilling looks like a zombie
                          Only reason I liked this post is for your forum sig.

                          PS: hello forums
                          5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
                          5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
                          5:royst> i wish it was calculus

                          1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something

                          1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches instead

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                          • #15
                            -5c First people are found frozen in California. Finnish midsummer festival ends.
                            (jErOmE)>city i live in is 54% black 41% white, ive seen so much weird blackness
                            :jErOmE: lolzasaurus

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