forums sucking lately, here's a funny link.

[Scurvy]

i seent this on facespace a grip ago, but if you haven't seen it yet, you should witness the brilliance of bennet.

http://textsfrombennett.tumblr.com/

[Fit of Rage]

Haven't had a laugh like that in a long time.

[paradise!]

it's violence's bastard son

[Twerp]

Gold.

[Squeezer]

haha, this shit is gold. thank you scurvy

[Squeezer]

I just read them all. This one is by far my favorite

[stark]

$10 says this is fake.

[DoTheFandango]

is comedy less funny because people act? do you not laugh at movies or tv shows because you know those people aren't real? comedy is comedy because of the situations and language used, not its veracity.

[paradise!]

is comedy less funny because people act? do you not laugh at movies or tv shows because you know those people aren't real? comedy is comedy because of the situations and language used, not its veracity.

this isnt a movie or a tv show..

having only one or two of these texts would have made it probably more hilarious. but seeing these 1000 similarly sounding text ofc we question authenticity.

it gets unfunny when it looks intentional and overdone.

[Vatican Assassin]

and i don't believe someone would wear flip flops to a wedding, eat a fish sandwich during the wedding, and not talk to the guy about it after the wedding like this text seems to imply. if what you say is true dafango, then why does the blog have to start out by saying it is 100% real? what if it didn't say that at all, and he just presented it? everyone would say this isn't real gtfo. Or if he started out by saying "this isn't real, but I think it would be funny if it were" everyone would say gtfo here you faggot etc. wouldn't they I think they would. like paradise says, this isn't a skit, this is the internet. and the internet is flooded with bs. if you keep piling on the bs eventually someone who really is worth knowing and laughing about irl will get swallowed in said shit and the actual special people will remain unknown. so if it's real, awesome. if not gtfo.

[Scurvy]

if it makes you lol its worth the read, why bother starting a debate over it's authenticity or the principles of comedy.

[Tone]

I notice that when i do not appear on boards, the boards go downhill and people say they are getting boring or degrading.

[Scurvy]

I notice that when i do not appear on boards, the boards go downhill and people say they are getting boring or degrading.

I severely doubt you notice anything that is not wrapped in 3 conspiracy theories. If you honestly believe that you're to blame for the lackluster posts of an entire community you're even more deluded than anybody thought. I personally enjoyed your absence, although I didn't really notice until you unfortunately popped in again to ruin a perfectly harmless thread.

[Tone]

I severely doubt you notice anything that is not wrapped in 3 conspiracy theories. If you honestly believe that you're to blame for the lackluster posts of an entire community you're even more deluded than anybody thought. I personally enjoyed your absence, although I didn't really notice until you unfortunately popped in again to ruin a perfectly harmless thread.

Ah, then perhaps i sense the energy of decline and do less as a result, rather than me contributing to the decline - reverse the cause and effect.

[Squeezer]

I don't see what makes it so convincingly fake.

Seems real enough. Cynics.