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    Mrs. Ferrara went to visit her son Anthony for dinner ... who lives with a female roommate Vikki. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Anthony and his roommate than met the eye.

    Reading his mom's thoughts, Anthony volunteered, "I know what you're thinking, Mom, but I assure you, Vikki and I are just roommates."

    About a week later, Vikki came to Anthony saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"

    "Well, I can't imagine that she would do such a thing, but I'll email her, just to be sure."

    So he sat down and wrote: Dear Momma, I'm not saying that you did take the sugar bowl from my house. I'm not saying that did not take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
    Love, Anthony.

    Several days later, Anthony received a response email from his Momma which read:

    Dear Son, I'm not saying that you do sleep with Vikki, and I'm not saying that you do not sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now.

    Love, Momma


    Lesson: Don't lie to your Mother!

  • #2
    I don't lie to my mother
    6:megaman89> im 3 league veteran back off

    Originally posted by Dreamwin
    3 league vet

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    • #3
      hahahaha
      EvoLd> Roboqueen died again?
      cool koen> :)
      PRiMORDiAL> pfft
      cool koen> not because of a bug
      EvoLd> Lol
      Treachery> meh
      EvoLd> why then?
      PubAceR> women in power dont last
      EvoLd> LOl
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      • #4
        first time you're funny


        gratz




        edit: typo

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        • #5
          oh hey thats cool that you're posting stupid ass emails your dumbass relatives send you.

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          • #6
            Reepi it's posted in the right forum so if you're not interested don't read it.

            I liked it

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Zeb Sent
              Reepi it's posted in the right forum so if you're not interested don't read it.
              Don't give me that!!!!!!!!!!!!!22223

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              • #8
                i lie to my parents all the time. It's the only way to be "the good kid" in the eyes of my parents.

                Mom: Who drank all the juice before i tried some???
                Me (i did): Dad did!
                Mom: Ouh, he is gonna get it!.
                Me:

                Dad: who touched my sculpture??
                Me: Mom did!
                Dad: Ouh she is gonna it!!
                Me:

                Mom: You stupid pig, I came home from a whole day of working, and you drank all the juice, and i'm thirsty!
                Dad: What a brat! I didnt know we even had juice in the house. And I told u a million times not to touch my stuff!
                Mom: I didnt touch your stuff... Ouh, but I would like *wink wink*
                Dad: ouh, well lets proceed to our bedroom where you can touch my "stuff"!
                Mom: alrighty!

                Me: I'm so smart!


                Ok that didnt really happen with juice, sculpture and sex, but similar things happen a lot!
                Hyde:... Government always tries to track people down, screw the U.S. government!
                Red: Screw the U.S. government?! IF the government decides to stick a tracking device up your ass, you say thank you! God bless America!

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                • #9
                  To all the virgins, Thanks for nothing
                  brookus> my grandmother died when she heard people were using numbers in their names in online games.. it was too much for her little heart

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by pv=nrt
                    Isn't that the guy out of hitman kicking him?
                    EvoLd> Roboqueen died again?
                    cool koen> :)
                    PRiMORDiAL> pfft
                    cool koen> not because of a bug
                    EvoLd> Lol
                    Treachery> meh
                    EvoLd> why then?
                    PubAceR> women in power dont last
                    EvoLd> LOl
                    toaster oven reviews

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