9 things i hate about everyone

[Adman]

I'm pretty sure most of you hvae read this, but to those who haven't, hear you go.

9 Things I Hate About Everyone
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is.
Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their ass!
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the fucking floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it?
If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
8. When people say "life is short". What the fuck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever fucking does!!
What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

[Reepicheep]

This is groundbreaking and cutting edge comedy!

[King Missile]

LOL

(thoroughly funny) (i think i misspelled "thoroughly)

someone plz correct me

[Dim]

I dunno how to spell it either,

But funny as hell.

[Exotic]

that's quirky

[eehh]

Re: 9 things i hate about everyone

Originally posted by Adman
2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.

now what the hell is wrong with that?!

[FudLe Pucker]

u just made those reasons up purely out of giving us a laugh. gj gg cu

[Louis XV]

Re: 9 things i hate about everyone

Originally posted by Adman
8. When people say "life is short". What the fuck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever fucking does!!
What can you do that's longer?

death

[Salubrious]

*sniff* so true....

lol, I agree with about 8 uv those, very annoying 'bout those peeps

[wadi]

Re: Re: 9 things i hate about everyone

Originally posted by Louis XV
death

zing!

[Fluffz]

Re: 9 things i hate about everyone

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.

i have a long stick for that

[TelC@t]

But do you have the muscles for that? I know that I don't.

[Fluffz]

then u gotta use a battery powered one. i bet that works nearly as good as mine.

[Cops]

Re: 9 things i hate about everyone

Originally posted by Adman
I'm pretty sure most of you hvae read this, but to those who haven't, hear you go.

9 Things I Hate About Everyone
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is.
Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their ass!
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the fucking floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it?
If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
8. When people say "life is short". What the fuck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever fucking does!!
What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

1)Some people don't understand english or they're hard of hearing.
2)This doesn't apply to me, my tv is beside my computer.
3)True, what the fuck would I do with a used cake.
4)That pisses me off to.
5)It is kind of annoying.
6)People might not be in a mood to have a conversation which follows after the question.
7)it's a nice word for selling things.
9)Different buses run on the same route. So the guy might be waiting for the 28 and you might be waiting for the 32. So it's infact good to ask if your bus has come yet.

[Spybreak!]

Cops, is there a reason you skipped #8? I wouldn't mind if you skipped 7...because 7 8 9!


But anyway...Adman, a lot of things you said are mere clichés that aren't suppose to be taken literally, come on now.

To add to the list:
I absolutely hate when people write "there" instead of "THEY'RE," or "to" instead of "TOO."

If English isn't your main language, that's fine. But if it is, and you are constantly spelling it wrong (which almost always gets corrected by someone in the room), plz go back to grade school, this time without looking onto your neighbor's paper you cheating fuck!