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So probably throwing a extravaganza this month and i was wondering what bottles of alcohol to buy when at the titty bar for Kontrolz B-day..
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Im gonna slash and gash, rip another hole in your ass.
I'll smear blood on the walls and then play
tennis with your balls, and if the phone rings dont answer the caLL.
im gonna slit yo throat, fuk u like a goat
i'LL rip yo fore skin off and make a winter coat. PEACE! -
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except when tequila sucks, which is always
get him a nice bottle of scotch to share5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
5:royst> i wish it was calculus
1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something
1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches insteadComment
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scotch at a titty bar, um, make sure to being your cigar and robe? everyone loves sipping a glass of scotch on the rocks over the course of an hour while grabbing that ass. get some patron.Comment
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in this economy??
karkovGun remembers.Comment
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Burnett'sJAMAL> didn't think there was a worse shark than midoent but the_paul takes it
turban> claus is the type of person that would eat shit just so you would have to smell his breath
Originally posted by Ilya;n1135707Comment
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All good things must come to an end.Comment
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vodka if im lazy and drinking all weekend
my favourite drink is 2.5 oz Fireball whiskey
Gatorade 2 (Pick flavour I like purple)
and a splash of diet/coke to top it off.
(The gatorade hydrates you so you're not hungover, and the pepsi keeps you going when you're drunk)
Low calorie drink too
Also another beauty is Sparkling cranberry (Diet) and Vodka (I could drink those all day)
Grey goose is pretty fucking smooth too.
If I'm poor i'll go with Silent Sam's VodkaComment
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Gatorade... diet coke.. you are the worst fucking person ever harder.Rabble Rabble Rabble
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Jungle juice spiked with roofiesPandagirl!
(ph)>12 is just right
In the most dangerous game...warping will only prolong your defeat. ?go warpwars -Chao <ER>
1:Chao <ER>> what the FUCK?
1:Chao <ER>> I just adverted and no one came
1:Chao <ER>> at all
1:Mantra-Slider> chao
1:Mantra-Slider> you are in the wrong arena
Panda <ZH>> ?find chao <ER>
Chao <ER> - heroComment
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Skip the booze,
Start with cocaine!duel pasta <ER>> i can lick my asshole
Mattey> put me in corch
zidane> go kf urself porkComment
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pork I don't think you can even drink legally in Canada.. -nt-
Edit: WAPATULA1: Pasta <ER>> lol we are gona win this bd talking about porn on our squadchat
1:EpicLi <ZH>> but should i trust you, you are mean to the ppl
1:trashed> wha
1:EpicLi <ZH>> you will hack into my computer and steal my child porn
1:trashed> i am a very nice person actually.
1:trashed> i do not steal other's child porn
1:trashed> i download my own
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1:turmio> i was fucking certain that the first time she would touch me i would comeComment
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MD 20/20. The drink of choice for classy gentleman who live under a bridge.Just like middle school, drawing pnus is frowned upon. ?go pictionary -SpookedOne
(duckrager)> You are a worthless scammer i hope you fall on your head and have a seizure
Tower> anyone here planning an 'Aura from trench wars bullied me' suicide?Comment
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Trolls, all of you.
Pick up some Wall Street, fine wiskey flavored grain alcohol.Fuck it.Comment
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99% of the time i drink beer. usually busch light because imo it's the best cheap beer and i'm a poor college kid who can't afford anything more. if i'm drinking hard alcohol though it will almost always be red stag. i don't get how people can prefer vodka/tequila/gin/etc over beer.Gun remembers.Comment
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