2 FAST 2 FURIOUS 2 FUCKING AWFUL Reviewed

[Cops]

Universal Pictures presents

2 FAST 2 FURIOUS

Rating: 1.1

If anybody noticed mankind's collective intelligence decrease significantly within the last few days, they can thank the release of the loud, messy, and brainless 2 Fast 2 Furious - the worst movie I've seen all year.

I'm going to make this review as brief as I can.

I wasn't expecting much from this flick. A sequel to a mediocre testosterone-driven racing movie couldn't be great - but it could be refreshing. Hell, I might even like it.

Boy, was I wrong.

This movie plays like an unbearably tedious porno movie. The only difference is the sex scenes are replaced with car chases and stunts - and is that really worth watching? Tedium does not begin to describe the mental anguish invoked upon viewers as the actors attempt to develop a plot with monotonous dialogue and zombie-like facial expression. Tyrese Gibson can pull off exactly two emotions successfully: 1) pissed off, and 2) really pissed off. 2 Fast 2 Furious is an absolute waste of anything needed to view it.

[Rogue Assassin]

Was a good movie. Nothing more.

[Fit of Rage]

I saw it last weekend, 6 days before it came out at a free preview screening.

Long story short, I wouldn't have paid to see it.

[Kim]

nope it sucked, just like its predecessor. Honestly, those chicks weren't hot.

[King Missile]

thx for sharing... tho i wasnt gonna go c it probably neways...

i havent even seen matrix; part 2 yet

[Cops]

Originally posted by King Missile
thx for sharing... tho i wasnt gonna go c it probably neways...

i havent even seen matrix; part 2 yet

Your not missing out on anything fabulous.

[pv=nrt]

what in your drugged up mind would make you think this movie was worht a dime. it looked like shit from the start. here is a testament of it suckiness. it opened this weekend for wirh like 50 million. while the the number 2 movie of the week opened last week with like 46 million. that would be a huge clue a movie sucked.

[Cops]

Just because the general population likes a movie, I may not. I really don't follow the crowd gas child.

[brookus]

I'm waiting for 3 Fast 3 Furious. That will rock.

llater,
Tony

[ConcreteSchlyrd]

I thought it was going to be called I Know How Fast and Furious You Were Two Summers Ago.

[King Missile]

Originally posted by ConcreteSchlyrd
I thought it was going to be called I Know How Fast and Furious You Were Two Summers Ago.

so close...

[blue goat]

i liked it

if you're into cars like i am you'll like it, bottom line. if you don't shit about cars or even a lil bit, you won't like it.

i could care less about the plot in a movie like this... It's all about the cars.

[FudLe Pucker]

i like cars and know sum shit in them, but i didnt see the movie cuz i didnt like the commercials. I mean, a bunch of homies get high and think they're ultra cool when they drive a car with a fucked up expression on their face. "it's not about the cars, it's about how you live" - quote from the commercial. what a blow off!

[ÆNIMA]

I'm not suprised.

[ÆNIMA]

Originally posted by blue goat
i liked it

if you're into cars like i am you'll like it, bottom line. if you don't shit about cars or even a lil bit, you won't like it.

i could care less about the plot in a movie like this... It's all about the cars.

This is a perfect illustration to Cops' porno movie analogy, you don't watch the porno for the plot, you watch it for everything else, just like FF2.