Ask your sex doubts to SCHOPE

[schope]

uncle schope whats your expert review of the porno 'the human centipede'

The human centipede originaly is an horror movie based on a jap frek mind (which jap movie isnt made by a freak ?).

So it's a fucking weird history, 3 girls travel to germany and get captured by a german crazy scientist that makes an experiment joining them together in a horrific operation connecting them via their gastric systems.

The porno parody is know as the human sexipede, the history is almost the same, the big difference is that the scientist sew them mouth to genitals. The main objetive is that the sextipede will suck you in and leave you hungry for more!

It's an average porn movie, would recomend it for some lesbian. Maybe telcat would like it. who knows.

[Tone]

is squeezer making fun of me for saying moderate or light smoking in a women looks sexy? or does he really agree by pasting that signature.

[gran guerrero]

squeezer doesn't even post anymore

you should follow his example

[schope]

Dear Dr. Schope,

My wife and I engage in plain sex quite often. I don't mind it, but how do I tastefully propose to her to try kinkier sex?

Thank you in advance,
Bio

Just dont. Give her some "horny goat weed" pills.



From what i've read at this scientific article it looks very effective:

"A WIFE gave her husband a love pill called “horny goat weed”, took him into woods for kinky sex — and slit his throat, a court heard yesterday."

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...urt-heard.html

If it doesnt work by out some "Rohypnol", the date drug rape. Put some on her coke and have lot's of anal fun.

[Minotar]

i have a friend that recently broke out with a terrible case of genital herpes. what should my friend do to alleviate this problem, it is greatly detrimental to his sexual encounters. thank you mr. schope

[T3l Ca7]

Incorrect. My unchanging signature shows you've admitted to your slutdom back in 2004.

Gee, if you have known me for so many years, then surely you know I am a joker style 1337 troll whose words in a game should not be taken on the face value right?

Plus you are like the only chick I know that posted her tits

1) I would not be the first chick 2) I did not personally post anything. If someone else happened to obtained the picture and posted it somewhere it would be 'out of my control'.

P.S. Schope, did not know you are so nu, seriously surely by now you would have realised all those lesbian porns are actually made for the perverted guys not for actual lesbian women right?

[schope]

P.S. Schope, did not know you are so nu

I'm not that new... i saw your boobies at juice forums back in 2000 or sumthin

[Crescent Seal]

no pix no clixx

[gran guerrero]

too many dix on da dance floor

[Tone]

This is a man's message board, i also visit a board that is about 90% female, the topic of this board is necessarily a female-only topic though. It just ended up being 90% femme.