How to GET a Hot Chick

[Hero Lrim]

1. Work out... a lot..
2. Groom yourself nicely
3. Ask her out
4. Explore her interests and goals
5. Listen to her carefully
6. Care for her like a gentleman




































Just kidding... LOL ^ weak beta shit

How to really attract a hot chick:


1. be successful/have money
2. don't give a shit
3. heavily motivated and ambitious
4. WIN



How to really really really attract a hot chick:

Be yourself; there are over 7B people in the world * 0.51 (female ratio is skewered favorably > male).. basically >3.5 BILLION FEMALES in this world, minus the underage teen and old people (if you're gerontophilia then exclude this premise)... basically the probability is in your favor regardless of who you are SO BE CONFIDENT AS FK AND DONT GIVE A SHIT.

[Jerome Scuggs]

idk when all the females on my facebook started using twforums but this shit looks alot better typed on an image over a background of clouds or a black&white photo of two hip young people making out

also this thread is bullshit, i've been using my season 7 TWLB medal to pull strange for over a decade now. simple as that.

[Fork]

1. Work out... a lot..
2. Groom yourself nicely
3. Ask her out
4. Explore her interests and goals
5. Listen to her carefully
6. Care for her like a gentleman

7. And don't tell her you have a wife and kids.

[Markmrw]

"hey , does this handkerchief smell like Chloroform to you?"

[Jessup]

Size matters.. that's all I'll say.

[Hero Lrim]

Size matters.. that's all I'll say.

Size of that wallet

[Fem.]

1.) Have Lexani rims of a reasonable diameter

2.) Ignore her when you feel charmed by her.

3.) Have black friends

4.) Be questionably straight

5.) Know the rules, play by the rules, and call her on it when she breaks the rules

6.) It is important to NEVER take responsibility for something you know you didn't do just to save her ass

7.) Respect your elders in front of her

8.) Respect your parents in front of her

9.) Don't be a bad boy, but don't be a fool, either. Know what bad is, but don't be it.

10.) Don't use the internet to communicate with her unless necessary.

11.) Don't consider her all the time when you make personal decisions and for fuck's sake

12.) Have your own identity separate from her.

13.) Oh and make sure steak is somewhere in the equation because vegetarianism implies a slightly insane perspective on life

14.) Money is not important.

15.) Fem. is not hot so the above list is hypothetical

[Hero Lrim]

1.) Have Lexani rims of a reasonable diameter

2.) Ignore her when you feel charmed by her.

3.) Have black friends

4.) Be questionably straight

5.) Know the rules, play by the rules, and call her on it when she breaks the rules

6.) It is important to NEVER take responsibility for something you know you didn't do just to save her ass

7.) Respect your elders in front of her

8.) Respect your parents in front of her

9.) Don't be a bad boy, but don't be a fool, either. Know what bad is, but don't be it.

10.) Don't use the internet to communicate with her unless necessary.

11.) Don't consider her all the time when you make personal decisions and for fuck's sake

12.) Have your own identity separate from her.

13.) Oh and make sure steak is somewhere in the equation because vegetarianism implies a slightly insane perspective on life

14.) Money is not important.

15.) Fem. is not hot so the above list is hypothetical

It's crucial to have a woman's perspective to make it a well rounded discussion, especially in topic as this.

However, I call bullshit on #14.

[Fem.]

It's not bullshit. When your relationship starts being about money then it's time to call it quits.

It's my opinion that when a person meets the right person, they'll be inspired to be more responsible not only for their own sake but for the sake of the future of the relationship.

But you know, he has to, you know, actually, um, be there and be involved in order for that inspiration to occur. Otherwise she'll feel watched all the time and think that you're unfairly invading her life when all she wants to do is improve anyway, but refuses to, and even does the opposite of what she is supposed to do in order to prove a point.

/hard headed women

/money isn't important

[Hero Lrim]

It's not bullshit. When your relationship starts being about money then it's time to call it quits.

It's my opinion that when a person meets the right person, they'll be inspired to be more responsible not only for their own sake but for the sake of the future of the relationship.

But you know, he has to, you know, actually, um, be there and be involved in order for that inspiration to occur. Otherwise she'll feel watched all the time and think that you're unfairly invading her life when all she wants to do is improve anyway, but refuses to, and even does the opposite of what she is supposed to do in order to prove a point.

/hard headed women

/money isn't important

you would date a broke, homeless person ?

[Fem.]

I have before.

This thread isn't about me, though,

Let's get back to the lists:

16.) Should be willing to talk about the subject in which he has a college degree

[Hero Lrim]

I have before.

This thread isn't about me, though,

Let's get back to the lists:

16.) Should be willing to talk about the subject in which he has a college degree

Graduated with a Phd on pickupartist forum, with a dissertation on how to pick up hot chicks

[Fem.]

Graduated with a Phd on pickupartist forum, with a dissertation on how to pick up hot chicks

I hope your dissertation emphasized that you must use your knees and not your back to do so. Also, use mittens.