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    Saw this hot chick (my scale is lightyears higher standards than most of you-to calibriate for example, your 10 is my 0.5) studying in the lounge, either a medical or PA student, around 20-25-yr-old (she's not asian so my assessment seems fair and accurate), from 5am to 5am? I usually arrive on medicine wards around 5am to study/catch up on shit & leave around 11pm, so there are several possibilities:

    1. this chick is a robot, doesnt sleep, studies all day
    2. she naps b/t cycles (not a good idea, fucks up your normal circadian rhythm)
    3. she has a twin

    moral of the story: I have a weird fetish for smart, hardworking, ambitious chicks who are completely gorgeous. it adds quality to their character.

    need more women like this to populate the earth, not donald trump village ppl popping out babies with no recollection of the responsibilities it entails.

    study break ova. l8r
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    ive always wondered why med school chicks are easy to pick up even though i'm a piece of shit. apparently it's because instead of approaching them, you med school dudes apparently sit across from them and just write essays on internet forums about them.

    you gonna say hey to her or what??
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    • #3
      Originally posted by Hero Lrim View Post
      Graduated with a Phd on pickupartist forum, with a dissertation on how to pick up hot chicks
      nevermind just saw this in another thread. i kinda figured you for the type but jeez man dial it back about 30%
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      • #4
        Originally posted by Hero Lrim View Post
        Saw this hot chick (my scale is lightyears higher standards than most of you-to calibriate for example, your 10 is my 0.5)
        also gonna have to check u right now, i live in the same city as LSU med school, whose unofficial energy drink is 4loko. the women are as gorgeous as they are hardworking and half of them can outdrink you. you only think your scale is lightyears ahead because you are surrounded by ugly women so when you see what I would call a Louisiana 6, you go half-blind from the sudden rush of blood to your massive erection.
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          • #6
            Originally posted by Jerome Scuggs View Post
            ive always wondered why med school chicks are easy to pick up even though i'm a piece of shit. apparently it's because instead of approaching them, you med school dudes apparently sit across from them and just write essays on internet forums about them.

            you gonna say hey to her or what??
            I'm saving myself for someone. I was just impressed by her work ethics, especially being a female. It shows strong character and commitment.
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            • #7
              You never make any sense.
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              • #8
                Update: Talked to the girl. She's a Muay Thai fighter + PT student + Dr Who lover.
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                • #9
                  Um

                  To quote you:

                  Saw this hot chick (my scale is lightyears higher standards than most of you-to calibriate for example, your 10 is my 0.5) studying in the lounge, either a medical or PA student, around 20-25-yr-old (she's not asian so my assessment seems fair and accurate), from 5am to 5am? I usually arrive on medicine wards around 5am to study/catch up on shit & leave around 11pm, so there are several possibilities:
                  So um

                  She was at the same place at the same time 24 hours later...because she studies in the same place at the same time every day...

                  Am I missing something here? Is that right?

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Hero Lrim View Post
                    Update: Talked to the girl. She's a Muay Thai fighter + PT student + Dr Who lover.
                    awesome so when you tell her to STFU about that terrible british show and she beats you senseless and pins you in 5, she can then rehab ur crooked spine. true love <3
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                    • #11
                      Perhaps studying biology has somewhat spoiled your libido, as you are now aware of what is going on underneath their soft, supple skin and alluring shape - all of the slimey, squishy things crammed inside and the subsequent possibilities in regards to one's own health. And so your subconscious persuades you to fantasize that they are indeed synthetic beings full of candy and rainbows.
                      (Pandagirl!)>(ph)>12 is just right

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by tagmost View Post
                        Perhaps studying biology has somewhat spoiled your libido, as you are now aware of what is going on underneath their soft, supple skin and alluring shape - all of the slimey, squishy things crammed inside and the subsequent possibilities in regards to one's own health. And so your subconscious persuades you to fantasize that they are indeed synthetic beings full of candy and rainbows.
                        ?????????? What a life.

                        Also lrim you need to chill brah. You know this guy is the type of dude to draw his crush and leave it under her door signed "~~~*~* Someone Speshal~~~~*~*"

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by tagmost View Post
                          Perhaps studying biology has somewhat spoiled your libido, as you are now aware of what is going on underneath their soft, supple skin and alluring shape - all of the slimey, squishy things crammed inside and the subsequent possibilities in regards to one's own health. And so your subconscious persuades you to fantasize that they are indeed synthetic beings full of candy and rainbows.
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