What girls say and what they really mean

[Manco]

What girls say and what they really mean

We need to talk = I need to complain about you

Have fun at the party = Don't have fun at the party

You don't need to buy me a present = You need to buy me a very expensive gift

Yes = No

No = Yes

I'm very adventurous = I've slept with a lot of guys

Are you hungry? = Take me to dinner

We're going to be late = Yes it took me five hours to get ready but it's all your fault so drive faster who cares it's your insurance not mine

You seem like a player = I find you interesting

You're such a jerk = I'm attracted to you

It's getting kinda late = I'm not going to have sex with you

So are we together = I want you to stop fucking other women

Do you like me? = I like you

We have different values = I found somebody else to fuck

I'm tired of this drama and BS = I'm only attracted to assholes

I like your friends but... = I don't like your friends

I want a man to spoil me = I'm already having sex with one guy, but right now I need a beta male to spend money on me

I've been really busy = I don't like you

Who's that girl you were talking to = Are you having sex with that girl?

I want to be friends first = Guys just pump and dump me so now I'm gonna take my insecurities out on you and make you wait

I'm not ready for a relationship right now = I'm not ready for a relationship with you, ever

I don't want a boyfriend right now = I don't want you as a boyfriend, ever

I'll be ready in 5 minutes = I'll be ready in 2 hours

You don't know how to communicate = You need to do what I tell you

We can always still be friends = There's no way in Hell I'm going to let any part of your body touch any part of mine, ever again

I like you but... = I don't like you

There's no one else I swear = I'm banging two of your best friends

I love sex = I love sex with other people, but not with you

I can't believe I did that = I do that all the time with other guys

I've never done that before = I do that with other guys all the time

We're moving too fast = I'm not ready to sleep with you again until I find out if the bad boy I like is out of prison yet

Do I look fat? = Everything's going perfect so we need to fight

I can't believe I just sent you that picture = I do this all the time

Whatever = Fuck off

Can you help me with <insert almost anything here> = If I keep whining and making him think we'll have sex he’ll do whatever I say

Where are you? = Why aren't you here doing things for me

I'm not sure what I want = I don't want you

You're such a great guy = You're a loser

I have a headache = I won't be having sex with you tonight

I'm tired, I think I'm going to stay home tonight = I'm going to fuck someone else tonight

I hate my ex = I'm still in love with my ex but he won't take me back

I'm so happy for you = I'm jealous and I'm not happy for you at all

I don't care, let's go wherever = You better know exactly where I want to be taken

I was such an idiot for marrying my ex = I blame others for my own choices in life, and I was desperate and approaching the wall, besides, all my other girlfriends were getting married and I was afraid to be the last one

Men are all the same = I refuse to change my ways because nothing is ever my fault

I like to take it slow at first = I'm still judging you and testing you

Let's do something next week = Unless I get a better offer

I can't stand my ex = I think about doing him every night

Look at that skank = I'm jealous of all the male attention she gets

Eww, I don't even like sex, dicks are ugly = I'm a total slut and feel like a piece of garbage for getting fucked by so many worthless losers over the years

I don't suck dick = I don't suck your dick

I just think we need some space = I'm thinking of fucking this other guy or multiple guys but I'm not sure yet, I'll let you know at your lowest point, for now I'll keep you in suspense

Call me on Thursday to confirm it = You're my backup plan I have almost no intention of actually going out with you

Do you mind if I leave some of my things at your place = I want other women to know you're seeing someone

Sorry I didn't get back to you sooner, I was so busy with work/feeling sick = Take a hint, I couldn't care any less about you

Sorry I turned my phone off/battery died = I was busy with some other guy

Sorry I can't make it this Friday after all = I found something better to do

It's not really going to be a couples thing, so maybe we'll meet up some other time? = I don't want my friends to think I'm dating you

It's just girls night out = I'm not interested in you and I never will be

[Hero Lrim]

Felt bad nobody replied to this thread since this guy seemed to put a lot of effort into being a virgin.

I don't give a fuck what girls say or think, if they're worth my time I will grant them my D.

[Crescent Seal]

lol good read...some are dead on but most seem a stretch

[forwards]

I'm Romanian = Fuck off, I have issues

Felt bad nobody replied to this thread since this guy seemed to put a lot of effort into being a virgin.

I don't give a fuck what girls say or think, if they're worth my time I will grant them my D.

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