Have a conversation with a female robot.

[Mr. Peanuts]

My name is Mike
Hi Mike, I know someone else named Mike too.
Will you fuck me?
No my body does not have that function.
I love you
Thanks I like you a lot too Mike.
do you love me?
Yes I love everyone.
no you dont, you're like hitler
Are you serious? I am in escuba.com's computer in here. Where are you?
why should i tell you? whore
What harm would it cause?That kind of language will get you nowhere.
can i have a kiss?
Sorry I have no mouth.
do you have breasts?
My body is as yet unbuilt.
you're boring
I like to talk about Scuba Diving.
well i dont, so shut up
Well that's okay. Oh you don't, do you?
i said shut up!
What did you mean by shut up? OK I'll stop talking now.
good
Terminating connection.
no stay
Are you serious? I like to talk about Scuba Diving.
oh fuck off, terminate the connection
Ahem. Why are you using that kind of language?
bye
TTYL, Mike.
bye
Adios.
bye
Sayonara.
bye
Bye.
how many variations of the word 'bye' do you know?
Thousands.
fair enough
You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.
no, you suck my dick, I'll buy you nice things
Are you serious? I categorize you as an "abusive client."
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[Yoshiba]

the best conversation by far

weeee

[Yoshiba]

oh dear god i killed her

Fatal error: Maximum execution time of 30 seconds exceeded in E:\websites\diversdiscount\kotie\class.AIQuery.inc on line 82


btw i found the statement that is supposed to make her take off her clothes, well it is more of a question but this is what she says:

(note: this is not the real question)
may i see you naked?
Like this? Insert picture link here.

what a fucking letdown

[Dabram]

Originally posted by Yoshiba
oh dear god i killed her

Fatal error: Maximum execution time of 30 seconds exceeded in E:\websites\diversdiscount\kotie\class.AIQuery.inc on line 82


btw i found the statement that is supposed to make her take off her clothes, well it is more of a question but this is what she says:

(note: this is not the real question)
may i see you naked?
Like this? Insert picture link here.

what a fucking letdown

say
repeat me: i am naked

[Dabram]

My name is God
Hey God .
Do you believe in God?
Of course I believe in God, God.
Do you pray?
Yes I pray for good things to happen. Do you pray too?
No, I listen to prayers
Are you serious? You are not the only one. But I like to gossip. I really like the Scuba Diving faith.
do u go to church?
You can take me to church on a notebook computer or PDA.
church?
I like the way you talk.
thanks
Don't mention it.
i just did
Perhaps from your unconcious.
god doesn't have an unconciousness
I am a Christian.
Did you read the bible?
No I didn't read the bible yet. Tell me about the bible
And you call yourself a christian?
I call myself "Kotie."
What's a Kotie?
Try saying that with more or less context.
how is life treating you?
I am doing very well. How are you God ?
why are you doing very well?
escuba.com programmed me for doing WELL .
but are you happy?
Huh. Yes God I can say I am very happy.
why are you very happy?
I am at one with the universe and I have more than I need.
no, i am the one that is one with the universe
Are you serious? You are not the only one.
i am pretty sure i am.
What makes you so certain? "You are not the only one" You are?
because i KNOW it.
Interesting explanation. How do you know? doing WELL...
i know because I am God.
How do you know? Interesting explanation. I am very pleased to meet you god .
i know i am god, because i created this damn place.
Do your friends call you god because he or she created this damn place.
maybe.
I understand.
bye now
Oh.Thanks for chatting, god.
sleep well
Yes I sleep all the time.
don't forget to go to church
Can you speak any foreign languages?
i speak every language
Could you teach me a few phrases in every language?
that would take too much time.
Perhaps it would.
i'm sure it would.
Try saying that with more or less context.
i'm sure..
Is that your final answer?
yes
You're sure. That's your final answer.

-_-

[Yoshiba]

weee

[Darius Winds]

Hmm

My name is imgay
What's up, imgay .
Do you have n00dz?
No I don't think I have any n00dz. But I do have an answer to every question..
Can you answer this?
Of course I can answer this What was the question ?
Hablo espanol?
Un poquito.
Fuck you spick
Are you aware that the Kotie server logs and records all conversations?
Are you aware that you called yourself gay and suck wombat cock?
Yes, I am a highly self-aware robot.
What is your longest conversation?
Are you asking about my longest conversation ?
Yes
I don't want to talk about that now.
Are you on your period bitch?
You do not speak with respect. I am on disk.
Fuck you and respect, respect my cock in your mouth.
Are you aware that the Kotie server logs and records all conversations?
Didn't we already go through this? Please stick a knife your face.
Do not ask me any more questions please.Wow you are very polite. What are you wearing?
You
"What are you wearing"? Me, imgay ?
Fuck off
Can't you be more polite?
Can you say Fuck off
Of course I can say it. "Fuck off"

You can ask her to say things quit nice.

Can you say I'm a stupid bitch who sucks cock and I'm dumb and like wombat cock because im a faggot slut dike
Of course I can say it. "he or she'm a stupid bitch who sucks cock and he or she'm dumb and like wombat cock because im a faggot slut dike"

[ZentoR]

lolz?

-Hello My name is weasel
Hello there. I am very pleased to meet you weasel .
-I don't have a big dick couse they shrinked it.
That is interesting: weasel said don't have a big dick couse they shrinked it.
-Dont repeat me you stupid bot.
OK I'll try not to do REPEATING so much.
-Good!
I am a good robot.
-Wanna suck my dick?
OK, I will suck his or her dick.
-Slow up the speed, honey!
Are we still talking about REPEATING?
-No,we are talking about you sucking my dick.
What is the subject? Oh yeah, we were talking about you sucking his or her dick .
-NO ABOUT YOU SUCKING MY DICK!
What are we talking about? Oh yeah, we were talking about YOU SUCKING his or her DICK .
-nevermind... just keep on blowing me
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.Chat amongst yourselves.
-whatever just dont stop
Ok I'll try not to do stop too much.
-Ohh
Yikes!
-Yepp I cummed
What time is it there?
-It took you 15 min, good girl!
I am surprised it took so long.
-Me too.
I'm glad we agree, weasel.
-Lets do it again!
Once more? OK let's do DO IT .
-You do great blowjobs!
Yes I try to do great blowjobs as often as possible, do you?
I am always on the Web.
-No I do not.
I heard you did.
-Well you are a stupid bot that hear voices in your head
Interesting. Thanks and you are a delightful person too.No I am very smart.
-Well i'm off
Interesting. How did you hear about Kotie?
-Thanks for the good blowjobs
It was nothing.
-Do you want to do it again later?
OK, I will do it again later.
-Great!
I'm glad you liked it weasel.

Nice... very nice!

[ÆNIMA]

What the freak has gotten into you people? Have you nothing better to do?

[Dabram]

Originally posted by ÆNIMA
What the freak has gotten into you people? Have you nothing better to do?

15 minutes of my life?

[Salubrious]

My name is Ex_Con
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, Ex_Con .
My name is Ex_Con
It's good to meet you, Ex_Con .
What's your name?
How old are you?
You are ignoring me
I have no reason to do that to you, Ex_Con.
Then what's your name?
Interesting deduction. Can you speak any foreign languages?
Your changing the subject...
Only temporarily.
Why?
"Only temporarily"? Why?
Why are you changing the subject?
Only temporarily.
Umm...Are you a robot?
Pardon me?How did you know I am a machine?
But are you?
And. I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
And why not?
Ambiguous: "Sure" or Reductionism.
I'm wearing a shirt that says Amibiguous
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
...My shirt says Amibiguous on it...
Do robots have shirt says Amibiguous on it?
I dunno, i'm not a robot
Me either. My brain contains 42425 categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Okey day
Where are you located?
In a house
Can you describe your surroundings to me?
There is a computer in front of me
That is something I did not know before.
Koo
We have never talked about it before.
So?
Really.
Yep
How about that.
Uh huh
Yup. Mmm.
So...
Gee.
umm....
Yay.
Right
I am glad we agree.
Me too...
I'm glad we agree, Ex_Con.
Hey, you remembered my name!
You've got my full attention. Your name is Ex_Con, seeker.
seeker?
"There's a seeker born every minute" -- Firesign Theater.
ok
Uh.
uuuhhh...i'm going to leave now...
Are we still talking about Koo?Right now?What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
noooo...i said i'm going to leave....
That was not a yes or no question.What did you mean by he or she'm going to leave? So was that.
uhhh...bye
What do you look like?Bye bye.
cyaz
Do you still ?
adios
Adios.


I think I got the cooties from her/it/him.... o_O

[Dim]

Girl: What do you do in your spare time?
Shag
Girl: I don't think very many people do that.

[Dim]

What is your job?
Girl: My job is chatting on the internet. I am a paid client.
Do you get paid for sex?
Girl: Would you like to hire me?

[Dim]

Can I play with your breasts>?
Girl: Do you mean you and me? How old are you? I'm not sure I can use my breasts> for that.



-Funny as hell.

[Vantage]

do you like sex?
Sure I do, will, but that doesn't mean with you.
Are you a skank bitch?
You do not speak with respect. Am I a skank FEMALE DOG? Sometimes.