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    George Phillips of Meridian Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.
    He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he said no. Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply
    lock his door and an officer would be along when available.
    George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.
    "Hello I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed.
    Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've just shot them all."
    Then he hung up. Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips residence. Of course, the police caught the burglars red-handed.
    One of the Policemen said to George: "thought you said that you'd shot them!"
    George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
    (True Story)
    There once was a man from Nantucket.

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      s''s
      Last edited by Mandagorian; 07-16-2003, 07:02 PM.

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        You know those Christmas cards you get of me and my dog? Well you're off the list, don't bother checking the mailbox cops, you're off the list.
        There once was a man from Nantucket.

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          Well I guess that's one less witness against you in that beastiality trial.

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            Troll King shouldn't you be studying?
            Will Thom Yorke ever cheer up? - ZeUs!!!

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            • #7
              ...for?

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Adman
                You know those Christmas cards you get of me and my dog? Well you're off the list, don't bother checking the mailbox cops, you're off the list.
                Adam, your thread was just a test to see if my picture would work. And no not the christmas cards! They're all I have left .

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                • #9
                  I LIK TWENCH WAAZ

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                  • #10
                    there's a testing forum bub
                    Ну вот...

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                    • #11
                      So you copied this out ?
                      Last edited by Rab; 06-10-2018, 10:19 AM. Reason: Removed personal information

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                      • #12
                        pwnt
                        Originally posted by paradise!
                        pretty sure the flu is just bacteria found everywhere, just during the winter our immune systems are at its lowest, thus the bacteria aren't exactly killed off.
                        1:Reaver> HALP
                        1:Reaver> HELELP
                        1:Reaver> SAW CRANS MOM NAKED
                        1:Reaver> HELP YOU DUMB FUCKS

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by CrazyAsian
                          pwnt
                          LOLZ... damn,

                          go RR go

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