LXG Movie Review

[Webbb Llama v1.5]

Possibly the worst movie ever 1/10

It got a 1 instead of a 0 simply because Sean Connery did a fine job. The rest of the movie was soooooo bad, everything about it was bad

Movies as bad as LXG:

Phone Booth
Daredevil

Movies on the same level as LXG:

Bulletproof Monk

[IceStorm]

wew, i was just going to rent Phone Booth. Thanks for the heads up.. I rented The Recruit and i liked it allot So i suggest you see it.

[Darius Winds]

LXG

LXG was ok. I wouldn't give it that poor of a rating.

5/10

[Webbb Llama v1.5]

Phone Booth was an hour and 40 minutes of:
"I'm gonna kill you"
"No don't kill me please I'll do what you want....no wait I won't"
"but then I would kill you"
"okay I'll do whatever you say...no wait I wont"

[Heatha]

I agree 100% web, I fell asleep during it.. I tought it was going to be good too :\

[Louis XV]

League of Extraordinary Gentlemen is competing with Matrix 2 for the WORST MOVIE OF THE YEAR AWARD. Gawd, what a steaming pile of crap. I thought Matrix 2 was going to be by far the worst movie of the year, but League of Extraordinarily Bad Movies is looking to beat it to the bottom. At least Matrix 2 had a somewhat coherent plot.

I cannot understand how ANYONE could have enjoyed League. The very concept that anyone would rate that movie above a 0/10 baffles me to no end. My friends and I wanted to cry after seeing it; losing 2 hours of my life and $5.50 for that garbage has inflicted permanent psychological damage upon me. AWFUL AWFUL AWFUL AWFUL AWFUL MOVIE! THE NEXT PERSON TO SAY THEY LIKED IT WILL GET A PUNCH TO THE SPLEEN! IT'S PEOPLE LIKE YOU WHO ENCOURAGE HOLLYWOOD TO KEEP MAKING SHIT LIKE THIS! HOLY SHIT! WHAT A TERRIBLE MOVIE!

[Fit of Rage]

Sean Connery was acting for the whole cast and struggling.

[Dameon Angell]

I guess I'll watch my episodes of SNL Celebrity Jeopardy then.

[Coyote]

Phonebooth was a decent movie. I recently rented it said 1h20mins long.

[ÆNIMA]

so does anyone want to give a valid argument as to WHY lxg sucked? or am i going to have to keep reading "it sucks!" ? i've read that about 5 times now.

reasons son, reasons

[Bioture]

I actually thought Phone Booth was OK. LXG was... well the explosions were cool.

[Louis XV]

Originally posted by ÆNIMA
so does anyone want to give a valid argument as to WHY lxg sucked? or am i going to have to keep reading "it sucks!" ? i've read that about 5 times now.

reasons son, reasons

The plot was incoherent. I had no idea what was going on for almost the entire movie - it really made no sense at all. (Maybe we should have stopped making fun of the movie to actually listen to it, but anywho...) Like that shit in Venice with the buildings collapsing? What the hell? Okay, they show the bombs, then Sean Connery says there are multiple bombs. Then there's something about the car's coordinates being tracked and Nemo is going to fire a rocket at it. WHAT? WHY! AND ISN'T IT 1899? I found it literally impossible to suspend my disbelief for even a second. Yes yes, it's based on a comic book, but still.. suckity suck suck. And what about Quartermain's son? What? What are you talking about, shitty movie? The first time he's mentioned is like 80 minutes into the movie. What? What the hell is going on? The guy with the mask is his son? What? How did Sawyer escape from the invisible dudes? What happened to the box with the samples? It's left floating on the water. Great, the idiot writer had to leave room for the sequel: 2LEAGUE2SHITTY.

And the parts of the plot that were comprehensible were totally predictable - I mean, you could see them coming from a mile away. The invisible dude is hiding on the thingy. Duh.

Action scenes were poorly done - cutting constantly from one character to another, and the camera was overly shaky. Not fluid AT ALL. Effects were cheesy. Acting was poor.

[stark]

i liked it

[Troll King]

The son's grave was seen in the beginning before Quartermain left Africa. The villain wasn't the son but Moriarty, Sherlock Holmes' arch-enemy.

[Darius Winds]

Troll King

Literary Genius

Was wondering where I have heard that name before.