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  • First time you ever got laid!!!

    ah wait, you guys never did..

    cudos to elusive for sponsoring this thread!
    $$$

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    Go figure! A worthless thread put in the wrong place!

    Moved to Useless Crap, where Sudden can spread out his tinker toys on the floor. - ConcreteSchlyrd
    Music and medicine, I'm living in a place where they overlap.

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    • #3
      It was about 2 years ago now, the sun was shining, the daisys were growing and my girlfriend jumped me in her basement, aww goodtimes.
      The only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.

      Originally posted by Richard Creager
      All space detectives come armed with tcp/ip persona blasting pistols, it's required for their line of duty. Silly of both maisoul and goddess to not know this before hand, they get what they deserved, fucking zapped, bitches.

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      • #4
        OWNED. gg.
        2 time TWLD runner up.

        If not a medal, cant I get a Ribbon??

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        • #5
          I laid my grandmother

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          • #6
            ...to rest!
            HA HA HA HA HA!

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            • #7
              OK TELCAT LETS HEAR IT
              Ripper>cant pee with a hard on
              apt>yes u can wtf
              apt>you need to clear the pipes after a nice masturbation
              apt>i just put myself in a wierd position
              apt>so i dont miss the toilet
              Ripper>but after u masterbaition it usually goes down
              apt>na
              apt>ill show you pictures
              apt>next time I masturbate

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              • #8
                I am a grown up male
                I like long walks on the beach and a cold coke in the evening
                I am a virgin.

                -Tyson
                Blood Love Overcomes Our Depressions

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Tyson Bitbeast
                  I am a grown up male
                  I like long walks on the beach and a cold coke in the evening
                  I am a virgin.

                  -Tyson
                  I'd just like to proclaim that the first one to flame him for this post is a fucking moron.

                  Ps. I don't feel like participating in this street-credit contest
                  Da1andonly> man this youghurt only made me angry

                  5:ph> n0ah will dangle from a helicopter ladder and just reduce the landscape to ashes by sweeping his beard across it

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                  • #10
                    I Fucked my CD-Rom Drive, it was pretty hot, now im trying to fuck my speakers, but thats not working out yet!

                    any tips?
                    Trench Wars Moderator
                    TW Gallery Admin
                    TWEL Operator
                    aka ronaldo

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                    • #11
                      Try buying your speakers diner then getting them drunk Tera

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                      • #12
                        keep in mind that tyson is only like 17 lol.. i think he was joking or something
                        Ripper>cant pee with a hard on
                        apt>yes u can wtf
                        apt>you need to clear the pipes after a nice masturbation
                        apt>i just put myself in a wierd position
                        apt>so i dont miss the toilet
                        Ripper>but after u masterbaition it usually goes down
                        apt>na
                        apt>ill show you pictures
                        apt>next time I masturbate

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                        • #13
                          Re: First time you ever got laid!!!

                          EDIT: Sorry.
                          Last edited by Superted; 01-03-2006, 12:38 PM.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Re: First time you ever got laid!!!

                            Originally posted by Disliked
                            HAHA so damn true, most of you probably have that cd extension so you can fuck your pc

                            IS IT HENTAI TIME BEFORE YOUR MOMMY MAKES YOU GO TO BED????????!???
                            Originally posted by Diakka
                            Lets stop being lil bitches

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                            • #15
                              Re: First time you ever got laid!!!

                              Originally posted by Sudden
                              ah wait, you guys never did..

                              cudos to elusive for sponsoring this thread!
                              you spelled kudos wrong

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