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Tomb raider review (spoiler)
What's her name featuring nice breasts and non-stop fearless action, in Lara croft tomb raider the cradle of life... (whew! thats a long name)
A must see? Nah
Why see:
1) the movie is action pumped throughout the whole thing
2) nice stunts, environment design and special effects
3) gets scary as fuck at the end (if u sit in the first row of the theater
)
4) non-sissy movie in which the main hero is a girl
Short description: Lara found an ancient underwater Greek tomb, which contained an orb with markings. The orb was able to holo-project a map which led to the location of the cradle of life (where ALL life began) which contains Pandora's box (which contains life and death inside). The orb's markings are actually musical notes that activate the orb's map projection. So this guy who produced the deadliest bio-weapons in the world, wants this pandora's box to control its power of death and then sell it on the black market. So he and his gang follow Lora and her boyfriend everywhere (with lots of fighting, gun shooting, jumping from 100-story buildings and running) untill they end up in africa where the cradle of life is located. They catch lora and force her to lead them to the pandora's box. They go through a region with burned trees and rocks everywhere which is guarded by giant rock monsters that go through solid matter like through water. So these monsters eat about all of the gang except lora and the bad guy cuz they just make it in time to the Cradle of life. The cradle of life is a cave with many rooms and hallways with fucked up gravity and dimensions (so they all like walk on walls and stuff like that). They finally find a room, with a pond of black acid, in the middle of which is the pandora's box. The bad guy forces lora to get the box, but her boyfriend [who was somehow not there (i forgot why)] arrived at the cave and kicked the bad guy's ass. So they get the box, and lora kills her bf cuz he wanted to make a fortune out of it.
That's pretty much it.
I saw it, it's awesome, but it's just not a must see.
A must see? Nah
Why see:
1) the movie is action pumped throughout the whole thing
2) nice stunts, environment design and special effects
3) gets scary as fuck at the end (if u sit in the first row of the theater
)4) non-sissy movie in which the main hero is a girl
Short description: Lara found an ancient underwater Greek tomb, which contained an orb with markings. The orb was able to holo-project a map which led to the location of the cradle of life (where ALL life began) which contains Pandora's box (which contains life and death inside). The orb's markings are actually musical notes that activate the orb's map projection. So this guy who produced the deadliest bio-weapons in the world, wants this pandora's box to control its power of death and then sell it on the black market. So he and his gang follow Lora and her boyfriend everywhere (with lots of fighting, gun shooting, jumping from 100-story buildings and running) untill they end up in africa where the cradle of life is located. They catch lora and force her to lead them to the pandora's box. They go through a region with burned trees and rocks everywhere which is guarded by giant rock monsters that go through solid matter like through water. So these monsters eat about all of the gang except lora and the bad guy cuz they just make it in time to the Cradle of life. The cradle of life is a cave with many rooms and hallways with fucked up gravity and dimensions (so they all like walk on walls and stuff like that). They finally find a room, with a pond of black acid, in the middle of which is the pandora's box. The bad guy forces lora to get the box, but her boyfriend [who was somehow not there (i forgot why)] arrived at the cave and kicked the bad guy's ass. So they get the box, and lora kills her bf cuz he wanted to make a fortune out of it.
That's pretty much it.
I saw it, it's awesome, but it's just not a must see.
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