Nice Dirty Joke

[C-V0LT]

Ok everyone this is a dirty joke so if u don't understand the sexual humor then u are an idiot. plain and simple =)

This baker was baking a cake and he accidentially dropped 3 beebees into the cake (beebees from a beebee gun if u didn't know fellas). He decided it was ok and delivered the cake anyway. The three little kids ate the cake and a little while later the first kid comes up to his mom and yells "mommy mommy mommy, i peed out a beebee" and the mom responds "that's nice dear". Second kid comes up to the the same mom, "mommy mommy i peed out a beebee" she responds, "it's ok dear", so the little kid goes off and resumes play. Then the final kid comes up to his mom yeling "MOMMY MOMMY" and the mom interjects "i know, i know, u peed out a beebee, and the kid responds "NO I WAS JACKING OFF IN THE GARAGE AND SHOT THE DOG!"

Let me know what you all think with that lovely feedback =) -V0lt

[RabbitRapist]

elite

[Troll King]

Why did they come out that route?

[ConcreteSchlyrd]

The better question is: who keeps their buckshot next to their cake mix?

[Verthanthi]

I do. Hunting and baking is sort of the lazy man's biathalon.

[Bioture]

I don't think its possible to piss solid objects. At least its never happend to me before.

[Lain]

You'll be in for a shock if you ever get gallstones

[Spiderex]

Re: Nice Dirty Joke

Originally posted by C-V0LT
Ok everyone this is a dirty joke so if u don't understand the sexual humor then u are an idiot. plain and simple =)

This baker was baking a cake and he accidentially dropped 3 beebees into the cake (beebees from a beebee gun if u didn't know fellas). He decided it was ok and delivered the cake anyway. The three little kids ate the cake and a little while later the first kid comes up to his mom and yells "mommy mommy mommy, i peed out a beebee" and the mom responds "that's nice dear". Second kid comes up to the the same mom, "mommy mommy i peed out a beebee" she responds, "it's ok dear", so the little kid goes off and resumes play. Then the final kid comes up to his mom yeling "MOMMY MOMMY" and the mom interjects "i know, i know, u peed out a beebee, and the kid responds "NO I WAS JACKING OFF IN THE GARAGE AND SHOT THE DOG!"

Let me know what you all think with that lovely feedback =) -V0lt

LMFAO thats hilarious

[Evasive]

That joke wasn't that funny.

[za gophar]

lets just have a jokes post, where everyone posts jokes. i aint making it tho

[stark]

the joke wasn't thread-worthy

why was he masturbating and pointing his wang at the dog?

[Jeansi]

This is the way I heard it:
A woman was pregnant with 3 kids and got in the middle of a shootout. She was shot with a shotgun but the doctors could not get out 3 of the bullets from her stomach.

And then it continues like yours.. Kids grew up blahblah...

[stark]

wait so she got shot in the stomach, with a shotgun, three times, she was having triplets, and each of the 3 bullets hit each indevidual fetus without killing them, they all came out normal, and peed out the slug?

[Louis XV]

That's way cooler than the other joke.

[MaGi kOz]

Originally posted by Lain
You'll be in for a shock if you ever get gallstones

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