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Originally posted by za gophar
pollux kind of reminds me of this crazy russian kid at my school. he is one huge perverted slimeball... funny and sad at the same time. one time he got suspended for 3 days for bringing porn to school. on the day he got back he sees me in the cafeteria at lunch and yells to me over a few tables " GUESS WHERE I WAS THE PAST THREE DAYS" and i say WHERE (even though i knew damn well where he was) he says " I BROUGHT PORN TO SCHOOL! HA HAHA HA!" everybody cracks up. now everyone knows he is a pervert and many people enjoy getting the naive little bastard to try things like jacking off with icey hot and sandpapering his balls.
i rant. pollux just reminds me of that guy. bring him back though, these forums are getting boring :/
sandpapering his balls? wtf thats a stupid thing to do and how do people know he really does it?
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Originally posted by za gophar
pollux kind of reminds me of this crazy russian kid at my school. he is one huge perverted slimeball... funny and sad at the same time. one time he got suspended for 3 days for bringing porn to school. on the day he got back he sees me in the cafeteria at lunch and yells to me over a few tables " GUESS WHERE I WAS THE PAST THREE DAYS" and i say WHERE (even though i knew damn well where he was) he says " I BROUGHT PORN TO SCHOOL! HA HAHA HA!" everybody cracks up. now everyone knows he is a pervert and many people enjoy getting the naive little bastard to try things like jacking off with icey hot and sandpapering his balls.
i rant. pollux just reminds me of that guy. bring him back though, these forums are getting boring :/
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how do people know he does it>? well i know how I know. he came into english class one day with that insane look in his eyes and asked me if i sandpaper my balls and i say no why the fuck would i do that. he said HAHA GIRLS WILL LIKE MY BALLS BETTER THAN YOURS BECAUSE THEY ARE SMOOTHE. the funniest part is how loudly he says everything and the gestures he uses when he talks (they are usually pretty obscene gestures cause he always talks about sex shit). he fucking got yelled at for making an obscene hand gesture while bragging about how fast he masturbates. HAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAJSDJKLDJL:SKLLfpq3e^&$%^#Ripper>cant pee with a hard on
apt>yes u can wtf
apt>you need to clear the pipes after a nice masturbation
apt>i just put myself in a wierd position
apt>so i dont miss the toilet
Ripper>but after u masterbaition it usually goes down
apt>na
apt>ill show you pictures
apt>next time I masturbate
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