Stupid Kids

[MaGi kOz]

I was working the other day [I work at a theater selling foods behind the concession stand as a part time job] and some mom comes by and orders some food. They were passing out 3D glasses at the ticket booth for the recently released movie 'Spy Kids 3D'.

While the MOM was ordering, I couldn't help but overhear her two sons talking in the background. They both were trying to open the package for their 3D glasses until finally one of them got it to open. The kid puts it on and says the most stupidest thing I've ever heard. The idiot says, "WOW! EVERYTHING IS NOW IN 3D!" as opposed to everything already being in 3-Dimensional.

Kids yet amaze me with their stupidity. We should blow them all up because they're useless. Either that or send them to sweatshops and work their lazy asses off because all they do is waste money and time. Atleast in the sweatshops, they'll be doing something productive like making nuclear missiles.

[ÆNIMA]

Sometimes kids have a sense of humor too...it just might not be as advanced as your all mighty one.


Meaning, he was probably making a joke, and you took him seriously.

[Burzum]

Maddox has gotten on you...

[MaGi kOz]

Originally posted by Burzum
Maddox has gotten on you...

yah. seriously. i gotta chill on that. but he's so damn right, it's fucking scary.

[Mr. Peanuts]

kids are still wankers though. :P

i was in the kitchen making some food one day...
(my kitchen faces the nextdoor neighbours house)
and the kids nextdoor were playing in their drive.

about 3 mins later i felt water splashing down onto me and i turned round and about 5 of em were trying to squirt water through their supersoakers into my window and they successfully did and they did it so badly that my wallpaper on the ceiling was hanging loose and parts of the kitchen were wet. i decided to carry on making my food while planning what to do to them.

about 1 min later they were at it again but they had washing-up liquid mixed with the water. my floor was really slippy. and because i was on my own all day in the house, i had to take the matter into my own hands.

i went to their house and they were squirting me, i rang the bell and their parents answered. i explained all about what happened and the guy took a peek at what the kids had done. the kitchen was a terrible mess. he looked at me and said... 'theyre just kids, mike. let them play'.

he went back into his house and i was really pissed off so i got the hose, wet the kids and poured flour over the fence, onto them; they were absolutely devastated. 10 mins later the angry parent came round knocking on the door, i just didnt answer and my mum wasnt too proud of me but hey, ppl should teach and discipline their kids more these days. me and my neighbours now dispise each other great!

love thy neighbor eh? try loving them when they have got 5 little shit kids living there.

[Spiderex]

chill. I'm in 9th grade. Spanish class: some old guy knocks in the door. My neighbor passes me a note "that guy looks old". I'm like, wtf? Neighbor: well, he is old! ...Ok, later during that class. Neighbor passes me his paper (the teacher told us to make up some names and write <name> is <profession> in spanish). My neighbor wrote: Arnold Swartchsneger is an actor. And laughed and showed that to me. I'm not catching any humor. My neighbor passes his extremely funny paper to another guy to read. That guy laughed his ass off, and kept saying "you have a funny mind".

ok so wtf

[ÆNIMA]

you might actually have a higher sense of humor than those guys...or none at all

it can usually go both ways

[Mr. Peanuts]

i wouldnt find that funny either

[Salubrious]

Originally posted by Spiderex
chill. I'm in 9th grade. Spanish class: some old guy knocks in the door. My neighbor passes me a note "that guy looks old". I'm like, wtf? Neighbor: well, he is old! ...Ok, later during that class. Neighbor passes me his paper (the teacher told us to make up some names and write <name> is <profession> in spanish). My neighbor wrote: Arnold Swartchsneger is an actor. And laughed and showed that to me. I'm not catching any humor. My neighbor passes his extremely funny paper to another guy to read. That guy laughed his ass off, and kept saying "you have a funny mind".

ok so wtf

I'm guessing he spelled "Arnold Schwarzenegger" wrong, neh? Arnold for Governor!

[Spider]

Originally posted by Mr. Peanuts
kids are still wankers though. :P

i was in the kitchen making some food one day...
(my kitchen faces the nextdoor neighbours house)
and the kids nextdoor were playing in their drive.

about 3 mins later i felt water splashing down onto me and i turned round and about 5 of em were trying to squirt water through their supersoakers into my window and they successfully did and they did it so badly that my wallpaper on the ceiling was hanging loose and parts of the kitchen were wet. i decided to carry on making my food while planning what to do to them.

about 1 min later they were at it again but they had washing-up liquid mixed with the water. my floor was really slippy. and because i was on my own all day in the house, i had to take the matter into my own hands.

i went to their house and they were squirting me, i rang the bell and their parents answered. i explained all about what happened and the guy took a peek at what the kids had done. the kitchen was a terrible mess. he looked at me and said... 'theyre just kids, mike. let them play'.

he went back into his house and i was really pissed off so i got the hose, wet the kids and poured flour over the fence, onto them; they were absolutely devastated. 10 mins later the angry parent came round knocking on the door, i just didnt answer and my mum wasnt too proud of me but hey, ppl should teach and discipline their kids more these days. me and my neighbours now dispise each other great!

love thy neighbor eh? try loving them when they have got 5 little shit kids living there.

I would have hosed the motherfuckers too! GG! HAHAHAHAHA STUPID ASS KIDZZ o0l0l0l0l0l0 u knoe whutz sad tho??? People my fucking age (19) r als0 r3lly st00pit!! Haw HAW!! I See33 them and laugH s0metimez!! L09ll HOW DUM THEY R

[uranium]

hahah u poured flour on them? ahaha thats great

[Mr. Peanuts]

i was like 12