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**Exotic** · 08-29-2003, 09:58 PM

cool

**uranium** · 08-30-2003, 10:35 AM

hahaha that was leet

**Scout1** · 08-30-2003, 05:25 PM

i invite you to post your own SS poems

**Evasive** · 08-30-2003, 07:03 PM

Is that you, kid kaos?

**Scout1** · 08-30-2003, 07:05 PM

I'm not kid kaos :\

**za gophar** · 08-30-2003, 09:12 PM

recently i wrote a haiku and ?helped it to therapudically express myself. robohelp seemed enthsiatic about it, id say. a haiku is a japanese poem with 5 sylables the first line, 7 on the next, and 5 on the last line. here it is:

levis are the rats
they are the rain in the sky
shit, i got type killed

**Scout1** · 08-30-2003, 09:48 PM

hahah thats funny

**Mr. Peanuts** · 08-31-2003, 02:50 PM

i rote an poimm for yoo.

i am an levi
i lik too eet pi
and wen yoo di
i say bi
and nis tri
butt dont cri
yoo can ave mi pi

**Scout1** · 08-31-2003, 03:25 PM

excessive grammar errors render your poem senseless and uncomprehendable...

BTW i added a new poem to the original post. Poetry comes to me ez when it comes to SS

**stark** · 08-31-2003, 03:56 PM

Originally posted by Scout1
excessive grammar errors render your poem senseless and uncomprehendable... another words it sucks lol

first of all, i don't like you.
second, yours sucked, too, elthough it was grammatically correct, it still sucked.
third, how old are you.. like 10?
forth, you're "excessive grammar errors" was stupid. it, in itself was easily understandible, you didn't have to dumb it down saying "in other (another as you like to say) words it sucks".... well, you tried sounding smart.
forth,

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yeah, that little (C) shit

you remind me of th@ kill@.... i didn't like him either

**Troll King** · 08-31-2003, 04:23 PM

Hmm... try this one on for size. This was written and posted on the old TW forums in Feb. 2001. For those who don't recognize the tune (or those who claim so just to make me feel old), it's a TW parody on Help! by the Beatles.

?Help

?help. I need somebody
?help. Not just anybody,
?help. You know I need someone,
?HELP.

When I was younger, so much younger than today,
I needed help to figure out just why I couldn't play.
Then somebody came along, and told me I was such a wreck, yeah,
He told me I should press esc one, and get me out of spec.

?help me if you can, because I'm new,
And I do appreciate this help from you.
?help me figure out just what to do.
Won't you please, please ?help me.

And now I've finally changed, and I can start to play.
And now I'm flying around in space, just a-blasting away.
But every now and then, I hear somebody scream:
"Stop trying to blast my ass, we're both on the same team!"

?help me if you can, because I'm new,
And I do appreciate this help from you.
?help me figure out just what to do.
Won't you please, please ?help me.

When I was younger, so much younger than today
I needed help to figure out just how those mines get laid.
But now those days are gone, and I'm not so immature,
Now I find I lay my mines to keep newbies out the door.

?help me if you can, because I'm new,
And I do appreciate this help from you.
?help me figure out just what to do.
Won't you please, please ?help me, ?Help me, ?HELP ME!

**Material Girl** · 08-31-2003, 04:43 PM

LOL

TROLL KING 4 LIFE $$$$$$

**Scout1** · 08-31-2003, 04:59 PM

Originally posted by stark
first of all, i don't like you.
second, yours sucked, too, elthough it was grammatically correct, it still sucked.
third, how old are you.. like 10?
forth, you're "excessive grammar errors" was stupid. it, in itself was easily understandible, you didn't have to dumb it down saying "in other (another as you like to say) words it sucks".... well, you tried sounding smart.
forth,
yeah, that little (C) shit

you remind me of th@ kill@.... i didn't like him either

ah the newbie called stark
whenever i own him he goes "fark!"
he is so ez that it's sad
he tries to be good but he is bad.
In desperate attempts to get a kill
he gets pissed off by my skill.
So i own him, I own him like a hoe
He is such a bitchy foe...
Stark the dog, go! get out!
Noone likes you, there's no doubt.

Feel free to use that one!

$ <applauds> THANK YOU, THANK YOU, UR TOO KIND, WOO! <roses flying>

**Troll King** · 08-31-2003, 05:40 PM

Here's another one I found saved on my old comp. This one started as a response when someon playing under the nickname "Hamlet" came in and started trashtalking. As such, the source for this one should be rather obvious. And yes, if you want to know but aren't willing to read the whole thing, it does maintain a steady narrative and context while paralleling the original.

To Bitch Or Not To Bitch

To bitch or not to bitch, that is the question:
Whether t'is nobler in the mind to suffer
The hits and misses of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of newbies,
And by opposing end them? To die, to whine,
No more; and by a whine to say we end
This heart-ache, and a thousand Lancaster shots
That spread as hair do. T'is Elimination
Devoutly to be wished. To die, to whine-
To Whine! Perchance to bitch: ay there's the rub;
For in that whine of death what bitching comes
When we have shuffled off these mortal greens
Must give us pause: there's the respect
That makes calamity of such lame life;
For who would bear the quips and flames of time,
The oppressor's wrong, the proud Vet's contumely,
The pangs of despised newbs, the Mod's delay,
The insolence of the players, and the spurns
That patient merit of the unworthy takes,
When he himself might his quietus make
With a bare leviathan? Who would fardels terr,
To grunt and sweat under a weary safe,
But the dread of something after death,
The unrecovered bounty, from whose bourn
No terrier returns, puzzles the will,
And makes us rather terr those ills we have
Than fly to others that we know not of?
Thus conscience does make cowards of us all;
And thus the 1280 hue of resolution
Is sicklied over with the pale flag of blue
And enterprises of great waste and movement
with this regard their currents turn to base
And gain the name of action.

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