What we all say...

[Scout1]

troll, ur the king of prose. But i'm the king of rhyming

Here is my version of it.

Ugly Moron:
To Bitch, or not to Bitch?!

Me:
To bitch, or not to bitch...
The answer is so hard to reach...
To bitch there is a reason -
It is the bitching season.
Everyone bitches in subspace
Every newbie, every fuckface.
Hmm, whats a reason not to bitch?
I see none, you ugly fucker with a stich.
So get the fuck out you stupid shitter
Whats that? I DONT BITCH, AND I'M NOT BITTER!

[Troll King]

Just because it doesn't rhyme doesn't mean it's prose. In fact, what I wrote is very much verse.

I wouldn't be too proud either of being the one to rhyme "subspace" with "fuckface".

[Scout1]

lol im not saying its not good, in fact i liked it

And fuckface and subspace do rhyme perfectly

[Evasive]

You are all faggots.

[Fit of Rage]

Re: What we all say...

Originally posted by Scout1

So good game you fucking asses
I own a half of TeeWee** masses.

*My name isnt really mike
**That's how I pronounce the abbreviation "TW" (for real)

(C) Scout1

TeeWee.

This raises a question. Are you actually ten years old, or do you simply enjoy acting as such? The poems were immature, in my opinion. Try indulging yourself with some Robert Frost.

Note- TK made me laugh.

[Mr. Peanuts]

WEEEEEELLLLLLLLLL

Kyles moms a bitch Shes a big fat bitch
Shes the biggest bitch in the whole-wide world
Shes a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch
Shes a bitch to all the Boys and Girls!

Mondays shes a bitch, and Tuesdays shes a bitch
and Wednsdays through Saturdays shes a bitch,
Then on Sunday Just to be different
Shes a super king-sized major major BIATCH!!

Have you met my friend Kyles mom
Shes the biggest bitch in the whole wide world*
Shes a mean ol' bitch and she has stupid hair
Shes a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch

Bitch bitch bitch bitch 'Cause shes a stupid bitch!!
Kyles moms a bitch, and shes just a dirty bitch!!
Kyles mom is a Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitcha!

[sir bracco]

(insert pointless shit here)

[Scout1]

Re: Re: What we all say...

Originally posted by Fit of Rage
TeeWee.

This raises a question. Are you actually ten years old, or do you simply enjoy acting as such? The poems were immature, in my opinion. Try indulging yourself with some Robert Frost.

Note- TK made me laugh.

Actually, my native language is russian, and, naturally, I read English in a... russian-ish way. No i'm not ten... I dunno if I enjoy acting like it, maybe sometimes... i dunno... Of course they were immature, whaddaya expect - a mature poem about 3d spaceship game There is a very wise saying - You must not argue over the taste. So please dont be like "OMFG U IMMATURE FUCK U MUST READ ROBERT FORST $$$ OMFG HE IS LIKE THE BEST IF U DONT LIKE HIM UR A FUCKING HOMO OMFG OMFGZ!!1!!!"

Some people prefer comedy

[Fit of Rage]

Re: Re: Re: What we all say...

Originally posted by Scout1
Actually, my native language is russian, and, naturally, I read English in a... russian-ish way. No i'm not ten... I dunno if I enjoy acting like it, maybe sometimes... i dunno... Of course they were immature, whaddaya expect - a mature poem about 3d spaceship game There is a very wise saying - You must not argue over the taste. So please dont be like "OMFG U IMMATURE FUCK U MUST READ ROBERT FORST $$$ OMFG HE IS LIKE THE BEST IF U DONT LIKE HIM UR A FUCKING HOMO OMFG OMFGZ!!1!!!"

Some people prefer comedy

Conversely, you could not try to write something literarily inclined concerning a 2d spaceship game. My suggestion was to point out that you should play the game to have fun. Not write poetry about it. Poetry is supposed to be a literary art form, and not much about subspace could be considered "art."

[Scout1]

fit, please dont judge us. We, people who write joke poetry about SS, just do it purely for fun. man whats your problem, just because you think something sucks doesnt mean you can flame me. Omfg it's a freggin joke ffs, did u even read it?! And if you think "literary art form" means writing boring shit about some loser's love or some touchy feely kind of crap about seasons and how beautiful the nature is than you dont know shit about comedy. No offence. please stop flaming.

[Troll King]

Creativity comes in different ways. Who is anyone to judge how it wants to flow?

[sir bracco]

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[Material Girl]

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[sir bracco]

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(insert flame message about how gay u r here)


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