Huge embarrasment....:(

[cundor]

So, I got up at 10 am today and the first thing I did when I got up was going downstairs to have some breakfast. When I came down I realised I was home alone (this is an important fact for the rest of my story). After my cup of coffee, I really felt like going to the toilet and completely own it. So I went to the toilet and I had to put of my dressing gown and then dropped down my Boxers. Then I was all settled to own the toilet and after I did some serious pooping, I realised that the toiletpaper wasn't on the spot it used to be....and when I started looking around I realised that there was no toiletpaper at all!!! And since I was home alone there was no one to shout at to get me some of the precious paper. So I stood up from the toilet and I went to the kitchen to get some paper towels. BUT I was completely naked and I had to walk pretty slow otherwise I might spoil some poop on the carpet. Untill now the situation looks pretty normal, but now it really gets bad When I was looking in the kitchen for paper towels, my mom came in. She screamed and was like 'wtf are you doing there naked with paper towels!!!!!!" And I was like: "there was no toilet paper" and she was like "yeah right"
I felt pretty embarrased...

(special props to Mootland <ER> for helping me with some words I couldn't translate )

[stark]

nasty, paper towels? they're a little thick and rough, wouldn't that hurt and probably give you a rash?

and is your mom hot? 'cause that'd just make the story arousing

[arrogance]

No, you cannot join wr.

[Adman]

Be a man, use your hand.

[SEAL]

edit: hits head to wall... hmm not hard enough... again.
i did not share this post with anyone else. inexcusable

[Mr. Peanuts]

hahahahaha
gj cundor

[Verthanthi]

Originally posted by arrogance
No, you cannot join wr.

Shut up, I'm captain here.

No, you cannot join wr.

[Scout1]

Originally posted by stark
nasty, paper towels? they're a little thick and rough, wouldn't that hurt and probably give you a rash?

and is your mom hot? 'cause that'd just make the story arousing

stop being a brat, when there was no toilet paper i went straight to the bath and scraped it off with my hand under a tight stream of hot water, so until your ass wont get some scratches and water burns on it, you're not a man! (this applies only to stark, who's whining, bitching and bratty ways annoy me)

[Kim]

Originally posted by Scout1
stop being a brat, when there was no toilet paper i went straight to the bath and scraped it off with my hand under a tight stream of hot water, so until your ass wont get some scratches and water burns on it, you're not a man! (this applies only to stark, who's whining, bitching and bratty ways annoy me)

No matter how efficient and tree-hugging that comment seemed, raking it with your hand isn't pleasant at all, even just a thought.

[Scout1]

well what are you gonna do if you run out of paper? I didnt wanna risk making the carpet dirty so I did the only thing left.

[Troll King]

I hear sandpaper provides a unique texture.

[stark]

Originally posted by Scout1
stop being a brat, when there was no toilet paper i went straight to the bath and scraped it off with my hand under a tight stream of hot water, so until your ass wont get some scratches and water burns on it, you're not a man! (this applies only to stark, who's whining, bitching and bratty ways annoy me)

sigh, i don't care if you cry about me flaming you or whatever, but don't go to every thread and quote what i said and call me a whiney brat.

i'm sorry i gave you the attention in the first place, which led to you falling in love with me.

[Scout1]

Originally posted by stark
sigh, i don't care if you cry about me flaming you or whatever, but don't go to every thread and quote what i said and call me a whiney brat.

i'm sorry i gave you the attention in the first place, which led to you falling in love with me.

<blows the smoke off his barrel> $

[Troll King]

You've nothing to be proud of.

[Kolar]

I'm sure Poop Juice would have a lot to say about this thread.