Fight

[ConcreteSchlyrd]

My old band was playing at a bar here in Iowa City for a competition for a spot to open up for Everclear (this was a few years back). The competition broke down into two main contenders at the end--my band and some band from Cedar Rapids, IA.

Now, this bar is pretty big (biggest bar in the Big 10 schools--take THAT, shitty Big Ten schools), and both of the bands had a LOT of fans in the crowd. Anyways, both bands got called onstage at the end for the final vote tally (there were 9 judges, as I remember). So I'm standing onstage, looking out on this veritable sea of people, when the MC walks up to the mic:

"And the winner is... Fool's Journey!" (Fool's Journey being the name of my old band.)

IMMEDIATELY, the crowd erupts into a big barroom brawl. And I'm not talking like there were just a couple of punches thrown--we're talking people picking other people up over their heads and throwing them into tables. Full-on wrestling moves--crazy shit. I've never seen anything like it.

As we're trying to pack our equipment up, we were all like "shit, let's go out the back way and hope we don't get jacked." As we left, we saw about 40 people lined up outside the bar, all getting arrested. It was crazy stuff.

[Adman]

A freind isa bouncer at a bar my friends and i frequent, used to go there more but we don't go much anymore.

Anyways, one night a whole bunch of us were dancing around having a grand time when this dude comes up and starts pushing my friend because he was "with his girl". No one knew this dude so we ignored him basically. Time passed. An hour or so later he came back with 4 other guys. And there were only 3 guys out of the bunch of us so were liek alright whatever man, chill out. He throws a punch at my buddy and hits' him in the chest, then they come at us like full f orce. We're holding our own but were outnumber by 2 so we're slowly getting trounced into the dance floor, Then my buddy the bouncer (6'2 220 huge mother fucker) grabs to guys by the neck and throw them to thr floor then the other bouncers get there and everyone is taken outside. Cops come, all get taken to the cop shop, kind of funny, we had to stay the night, but it was no problem really, no one pressed charges or anything, but it was a great night. As i said we hardly go to that bar anymore, to many people who like to fuckaround.

[Tyson Bitbeast]

This fat Korean madafaka
This was in grade 9 he was callin me names so I decided to push him around in the change room. Then he went through some rage and started talking Korean and I thaught he was gonna go berserk on me but he backed off and so did I. There was like alot of people around us. We just pushed each other so I dunno if u can really call that a fight.

-Tyson

[bloodzombie]

Originally posted by ConcreteSchlyrd
My old band was playing at a bar here in Iowa City for a competition for a spot to open up for Everclear (this was a few years back). The competition broke down into two main contenders at the end--my band and some band from Cedar Rapids, IA.

Now, this bar is pretty big (biggest bar in the Big 10 schools--take THAT, shitty Big Ten schools), and both of the bands had a LOT of fans in the crowd. Anyways, both bands got called onstage at the end for the final vote tally (there were 9 judges, as I remember). So I'm standing onstage, looking out on this veritable sea of people, when the MC walks up to the mic:

"And the winner is... Fool's Journey!" (Fool's Journey being the name of my old band.)

IMMEDIATELY, the crowd erupts into a big barroom brawl. And I'm not talking like there were just a couple of punches thrown--we're talking people picking other people up over their heads and throwing them into tables. Full-on wrestling moves--crazy shit. I've never seen anything like it.

As we're trying to pack our equipment up, we were all like "shit, let's go out the back way and hope we don't get jacked." As we left, we saw about 40 people lined up outside the bar, all getting arrested. It was crazy stuff.

was that the night you took the groupie home only to realize in the morning that it was a 13 year old philipino boy? or was that a different time?

[ConcreteSchlyrd]

You're thinking about the time I was shanghaied in Turkey. And it was a twelve year-old--how many times do I have to tell you?

[bloodzombie]

Originally posted by ConcreteSchlyrd
You're thinking about the time I was shanghaied in Turkey. And it was a twelve year-old--how many times do I have to tell you?

No way.. I have a photographic mammory.

So you're in shanghai eating a 12 year old turky sandwich, then what?

[ConcreteSchlyrd]

Gallagher appears with a Sledge-O-Matic and three watermelons. I was unprepared for what would happen next.

[MaGi kOz]

Originally posted by ConcreteSchlyrd
Gallagher appears with a Sledge-O-Matic and three watermelons. I was unprepared for what would happen next.

I'm shitting my pants! What happened?!?

[CrvenBan]

For some odd reason the older I got the smaller number of ppl willing to mess with me got (could be something with mah size $$)

Anyway, best fight, we're sitting and playing these slot-like machines (poker machines) in some pizzeria when I was about 16, whole bunch of us, when my best friend Bibi comes to me, taps me on the shoulder and asks me to step out with him (I figured out on spot it was gonna be a fight or chance for it).
We're standing few meters in front and he's talking in a not-so-nice tone to these 2 fellas in front of him, while third guy is standing to my right watching.
So they get going bit more, I see him swing, and as he did it, I floored this guy next to me with a nice right on the jaw, and went on to get this other guy off my buddy. So we hit them few times and they start running and then Bibi sees this 3rd guy lying down and ask me: who is that ?...and im like: how the fuck should I know, wasn't he with those two ? And he's like: umm no, you hit a bystander..and we're both like, ooomgz, sry dude, let us buy you a pizza...and the dude was like: nice right, and I'll take that pizza to go...and we're like kk and sry man...




Oh that and a fight I had with this girl who busted my fucking lip with a really hard punch, and kicked me in stomach...and just cuz she was aimimng at my balls, I beat her like she was a guy. I kicked her when she was down too. 3 days later she threw my bike off the bridge into the river. Crazy hoe

[MaGi kOz]

Originally posted by CrvenBan
For some odd reason the older I got the smaller number of ppl willing to mess with me got (could be something with mah size $$)

no. people just get more mature and smarter as they grow. they THINK before they throw a fist.

Originally posted by CrvenBan
Oh that and a fight I had with this girl who busted my fucking lip with a really hard punch, and kicked me in stomach...and just cuz she was aimimng at my balls, I beat her like she was a guy. I kicked her when she was down too. 3 days later she threw my bike off the bridge into the river. Crazy hoe

good job. if a girl aimed at my balls like that, i'd beat her like she was a guy. they can hit me, smack me, deck me in the temple but the "NEver hit a girl" thing goes out the window once they aim for my nuts. that's my philosophy.

[Bioture]

I dunno its been 5 yrs since i actually hit anyone. Freshman year (of high school) i got into sort of a fight - the guy was just standing there saying stuff about me when i walked by with my friends, so, in order to save face, i went over and decked him. He just held his mouth then the teacher saw it and came to take me away.

[CrvenBan]

Originally posted by MaGi kOz
good job. if a girl aimed at my balls like that, i'd beat her like she was a guy. they can hit me, smack me, deck me in the temple but the "NEver hit a girl" thing goes out the window once they aim for my nuts. that's my philosophy.

It's a shared philosophy.

[sixtoo]

back in elementary school there was a huge gang fight in one of the parks, sticks bats golf clubs the whole nine yards, it was ended abruptly when a guy I knew and went to school with played basketball with, was smacked in the head with a nine iron. Needless to say he now wears a glass eye, it was pretty nasty to see his eyeball go flying out of his socket.

the one and only fight I have ever been in, I dont agree with fighting but it is always a last resort. A peaceful man I am, but there was a night where a guy who I have known for 2 years, a room mate of my best friend, I took him out to party and he dropped a ton of E's, he wound up getting lost at this one party we were at, bout 8 car loads of people I know, we were all hanging out at our cars finishing up our brews and talking about where to hit up next *nudy bar? ... cougar bar* he was still missing and we're all calling out his name, he finally pops out into the street after a half an hour and starts telling me in the car as we're driving away that Im no friend of his, that I was planning to leave him in St Catherines, when we live in Niagara Falls, its a long long long walk home.. so I took him with me and 3 of my buddys to the nudy bar and we got drunk while my friend fred ( guy on E) passed out in the back of my car, it was about 3 in the morning when we finally got back into town. I had one friend with me yet and the whole car ride fred is telling me how he will never talk to me or never wants to see me at his house again, then he starts asking me to fight him and Im telling him nahh and he just kept pressing me, so when I dropped him off I opened up my truck and set down his case of beer, the next thing I know he starts to push me around calling me on, so after the third or fourth time pushing me, I steped back some and clinched my fist, waiting for him to come at me again and ohh did he come at me, I smashed him on the face which put him to the ground, I let him get back up and he came swinging at me, I dont think he hit me once and within a matter of 5 minutes I had bloodied and bruised this kid so bad he was on the ground crying and begging me to stop pummeling him. The last time I seen him I was moving out my buddys stuff from his apartment, I had never gone back and told him he was a little bitch and to never call me again for some dope, but when I seen him, he just sat there pail faced and said hello.

[Galleleo]

I once kicked someone real hard in the stomach because he was annoying me, then he crawled away about 10 metres, crying on the ground and gasping for air.

[froedrick]

Ok, why is it everyones fight story is of them winning always, Im sure a lot of you ahve been beaten up and if you haven't go get one you learn not to be so rash in situations like that: in this case I'll give ya a story about one fight i won and one that i lost

1) Lost this fight. I play hockey have for a long time 12 years and in this league (we were young i was grade 10) we had to wear cages. Ok in this league you could be in grade 12 and still be on a team and in grade 10 i wasn't a HUGE guy at all i was mediocre size. everyone had been talking about how there were lots of fights in this league and shit. So first game of the year a couple of our forwards start fucking with their goalie after this wistle you know smacking his glove with a little 'tap' their defense who were a lot bigger then me got pissed, i tried to help out, soon we are in a 4v4 fight somehow. Now in order to fight in this you have to get the other persons cage off, i couldn't, this guy was too tough for me he had my cage off and bveat the fuck outta course i punched and hit his mask cut my fingers and maybe one or two to the stomach but thats nothing.

2) This one was before a hockey game when i was in grade 12 and that was last year, and now im big 6'2 220. I had a kind of rival on this team he was a dick nobody liked him and he showed off all the time. So he was making fun of one of our own players because he wasnt big and all and was calling him various intelligent insults such as 'faggot' and 'gay fag' when i lost my cool punched him once put him in the garbage can then put that in the shower and turned the fucker on. He couldnt play the first 2 periods because he was soaked and thanks to that we won 8-2.