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Death Metal is just a bunch of angsters with no talent that want be labeled as something different from Linkin Park. I'm a fan of a lot of music (metal included) but Death metal is just...blah..garbage.
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My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.
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