Break up lines

[Fit of Rage]

Shade's Child> Damn women and their confusing signals.

What's the worst breakup line you've ever heard?

[Mr. Peanuts]

h4x0r> I ju5t spl1t w1th my 1nt3rn3t GF, w4nt h3r 3-m41l?

[sixtoo]

I imagine no one will post to this ... who me ? have a girl breakup with me? pfff never...

Its truely amazing the type of shit women and men will come up with to get out of a relationship, but its always easier to put bullshit aside and just tell eachother the truth. Let it set you free.

I remember dating this one chick I met in highschool. My best friends girlfriend set me up with her. We spoke on the phone, she thought I was cool and wanted to hang out. I went to her house, she borrowed my cd, we made out and had alot of fun, the next day I get a letter from her saying I just want to be friends. I was heartbroken, WHY! WHY me! another day passed on and I didnt die, ohh how quickly the heart can mend itself. *still sobbing *

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[Verthanthi]

1. How did you get that? That was from the wr friends chat, I thought.

2. That wasn't a breakup line. It was me bitching about a friend of mine who happens to be female.

3. Worst one I heard is "JumboJimmy> why'd arrogance sellout?"

[stark]

Originally posted by sixtoo
I remember dating this one chick I met in highschool. My best friends girlfriend set me up with her. We spoke on the phone, she thought I was cool and wanted to hang out. I went to her house, she borrowed my cd, we made out and had alot of fun, the next day I get a letter from her saying I just want to be friends. I was heartbroken, WHY! WHY me! another day passed on and I didnt die, ohh how quickly the heart can mend itself. *still sobbing *

let me guess, she never gave you the cd back

[bloodzombie]

my worst was: "you're lazy and you're never going to do anything worthwhile with your life, I want to fuck other guys and I hate you"

Ok, it's not a direct quote, but that's the basic idea.

[Jack]

ex-girlfriend: " ONLY 4 INCHES? WTF, WE ARE OVER."

[Troll King]

Originally posted by bloodzombie
my worst was: "you're lazy and you're never going to do anything worthwhile with your life, I want to fuck other guys and I hate you"

Ok, it's not a direct quote, but that's the basic idea.

Wait, was that what SHE said or what YOU said?

[Galleleo]

Donno, my gf and I are still together.

[bloodzombie]

Originally posted by Troll King
Wait, was that what SHE said or what YOU said?

oh.. her of course.. think i care if someone's lazy?

[Mulkero]

Originally posted by bloodzombie
oh.. her of course.. think i care if someone's lazy?

I'm lazy but I can't stand other ppl's lazyness.

Many years ago I heard something funny. Some girl was about to break up with her boyfriend, so she took a piece of wire and scissors, and then she cut the wire with the scissors in front of his eyes and said "It's over."

[ÆNIMA]

the last girl i broke up with, i led the conversation into a spot where she proposed the idea that we should break up (when i really wanted to) and i "thought" for a little bit, then "ya, we should" as mean that may sound, there's less grief for both of us that way...it didn't come as a suprise to her

[stark]

Originally posted by bloodzombie
oh.. her of course.. think i care if someone's lazy?

no, silly! he was implying you were gay!... "i want to fuck other guys"

[Nickname]

Shade, the confusing signal part was in my sig many moons ago because it was so funny. I didn ask you for permission first though cause i'm such a nice guy.

[za gophar]

actually i remember being present when it happened, and you exclaimed, "SIGGED" upon hearing it