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  • OMFG Six years.

    http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_818628.html
    My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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    sigh, she would have came back to life, too, if the police didn't have to ruin it.
    1: Pasta <ER>> lol we are gona win this bd talking about porn on our squadchat


    1:EpicLi <ZH>> but should i trust you, you are mean to the ppl
    1:trashed> wha
    1:EpicLi <ZH>> you will hack into my computer and steal my child porn
    1:trashed> i am a very nice person actually.
    1:trashed> i do not steal other's child porn
    1:trashed> i download my own

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    1:turmio> i was fucking certain that the first time she would touch me i would come

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    • #3
      I'd call him a fucking idiot, but then again the old man is probably sad and lonely and must have really cared about his wife to actually keep her frozen in hopes of bringing her back to life.

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      • #4
        see, what we have here is a typical example of american idiocy. just because people actually get cryogenically frozen dosen't mean you can do-it-yourself in your own freezer.

        as for the cats, i have no objection to testing on animals. especially dead animals.
        TelCat> i am a slut not a hoe
        TelCat> hoes get paid :(
        TelCat> i dont

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        • #5
          what a dickhead.

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          • #6
            i don't think it is possible to revive frozen people no matter how they were frozen and no matter what kind of groovy technique you have for recreating a body

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            • #7
              Originally posted by King Missile
              i don't think it is possible to revive frozen people no matter how they were frozen and no matter what kind of groovy technique you have for recreating a body
              i think that we will have to wait and see
              FUCK SPELLING!!! punk rock forever!!!
              let the good times role mother fuckers!!!!
              life's a bitch then u marry one
              Originally posted by Savageee
              [Bhttp://www.theconcretedonkeys.com/images/stfu.jpg [/B]

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              • #8
                It was funnier when Faulkner did it.

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                • #9
                  Science has failed us again.
                  Ну вот...

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                    • #11
                      havent you people seen Inceno Man, of course its possible!

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