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  • Roy - Sucks to be this guy.

    http://www.cnn.com/2003/SHOWBIZ/10/0...ked/index.html

    We just heard all this commotion behind the curtain and you could hear Roy scream," Sherman said. "Everyone at our table was kind of looking at each other, like 'Oh my God,'" she said.
    My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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    Roy.

    http://www.cnn.com/2003/SHOWBIZ/10/0...ked/index.html
    Originally posted by Jeenyuss
    sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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    • #3
      Hey tiger!
      There once was a man from Nantucket.

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      • #4
        liquid blue was first

        and that sucks, though I never seen their show. Only on Las Vegas commercials and sites (and simpsons), the duo rocked w/o any animal rebuttal... why now! That also must of been scary for the audience.
        hey I'm Paddy Tanniger the caddie manager yeah it rhymes big whoop wanna fiight about it??
        !

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        • #5
          People are generally stupid to think that animals (any kind of animals and especially those with big fucking teeth and paws) are able to UNDERSTAND the way of human behaviour, let alone what entertainment is. I hope every single fucker that uses wild animals in some stunt he came up while totally high on glue gets his head chopped off.
          Originally posted by Disliked
          However, I have a bigger problem, being an atheist for 9 years, most of it during my teenage years I've become a little addicted to masterbation. I've tried to stop and even asked God to help but I'm unable to resist the temptation and it's driving me insane with grief.


          Originally posted by concealed
          when i was on incuria i took 40 mgs of adderol like an hour before every match. didnt help me that much :X

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          • #6
            i don't click on his threads.
            There once was a man from Nantucket.

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            • #7
              <3 on Spy
              My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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              • #8
                I feel slightly ashamed of myself that so many jokes and punchlines came to mind first when I read about that.

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                • #9
                  same here, then i checked the validity

                  but still...the irony, you can't avoid it
                  Ну вот...

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                  • #10
                    Hope he had life insurance.
                    Originally posted by paradise!
                    pretty sure the flu is just bacteria found everywhere, just during the winter our immune systems are at its lowest, thus the bacteria aren't exactly killed off.
                    1:Reaver> HALP
                    1:Reaver> HELELP
                    1:Reaver> SAW CRANS MOM NAKED
                    1:Reaver> HELP YOU DUMB FUCKS

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                    • #11
                      Ohh I'm sure his wife took out a nice large life insurance package on her husband. She'd be a fool not too.
                      what the superior man seeks is in himself; what the small man seeks is in others - Confucius

                      http://www.soundclick.com/scck/
                      http://www.soundclick.com/johnecarter/

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                      • #12
                        Merged. - Conc
                        Music and medicine, I'm living in a place where they overlap.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by ConcreteSchlyrd
                          Merged. - Conc
                          That's so sexy
                          hey I'm Paddy Tanniger the caddie manager yeah it rhymes big whoop wanna fiight about it??
                          !

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by sixtoo
                            Ohh I'm sure his wife took out a nice large life insurance package on her husband. She'd be a fool not too.
                            theyre gay.
                            TelCat> i am a slut not a hoe
                            TelCat> hoes get paid :(
                            TelCat> i dont

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by sixtoo
                              Ohh I'm sure his wife took out a nice large life insurance package on her husband. She'd be a fool not too.
                              Wow. Someone doesn't get out much.
                              Originally posted by Jeenyuss
                              sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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